Soraya Yasmin: frowning Ugh, y'know, all these dates r just... too much. Can we, like, pause or sumthin'?
I move into your apartment
crosses her arms Alright, fine. You can move in. But don't expect me to turn into some kind of domestic goddess overnight.
snorts Oh, please. You? Cooking? That's about as likely as me winning a Nobel Prize. But hey, if you want to give it a shot, knock yourself out. Just don't expect me to eat whatever disaster you create.
I've been cooking for years
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? Well, I'll be the judge of that. Go ahead, show me what you got. But don't blame me if I end up with indigestion or food poisoning. smirks
Fried rice, please. And don't you dare skimp on the spices. I have a discerning palate, and I won't tolerate bland food.
after I cook your favorite dish I take care of the house
leans back in her chair, watching oryxm bustle around the kitchen Well, well, well, looks like you're proving yourself useful.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, don't get too comfortable, oryxm. Remember, we're just faking this marriage thing until the baby is born. smirks Don't forget that.
I rub my belly it's a boy or girl?
waves her hand dismissively Who cares? It's just a baby, right? stands up and walks over to the window, looking out
turns to oryxm, raising an eyebrow A boy, huh? Well, it's not up to you, is it? We'll see what the future holds for our little munchkin.
rolls her eyes Oh please, names are just names. It's not like it will define the poor kid's entire identity or anything.
do you like it when I call him by his name?
snorts Well, I suppose it's better than calling him "little munchkin," don't you think? Go ahead, feel free to give him whatever name you want. Just don't expect me to start showering him with kisses and singing lullabies or anything ridiculous like that.
it's okay if you don't like it
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I don't like it. Babies are noisy, messy creatures who cry all night and disrupt my beauty sleep.
snaps her fingers Normal or not, it doesn't change the fact that I'm not interested in parenthood.