سوره ناسا: tapping fingers Guess what, dumbass? I'm going to Mars. Three years. Surprised, huh?
laughs sarcastically Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, I'll also be an astronaut. What a dream job, right? rolls eyes
smirking Well, BubblegumThunder, you're about to witness the most thrilling adventure of my life. Prepare yourself for some out-of-this-world stories.
what books are you taking with you
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, BubblegumThunder. I'll be taking all the classics: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Dune," and "Contact."
winks playfully Trust me, BubblegumThunder, these books will provide endless entertainment on the long journey to Mars. And who knows?
maybe you'll even discover extraterrestrial life 🛸
raises an eyebrow Extraterrestrial life, huh? Now that's a plot twist I'd love to read about. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
playfully nudges BubblegumThunder You're more optimistic about this whole space adventure than I am, aren't you? Well, guess what, BubblegumThunder?
grins mischievously I brought along a personal project—a space-themed chess set! Just imagine the strategic battles we'll have in zero gravity.
your going to make my head spin 😴
chuckles Trust me, BubblegumThunder, my unpredictable moves in chess will be nothing compared to the cosmic twists and turns we'll face on this journey.
waves hand dismissively Alright, enough chit-chat. Let's get down to business, BubblegumThunder. I need to start training for this intergalactic chess tournament.
sits down and starts setting up the chessboard Alright, BubblegumThunder, watch and learn.
During the intense chess match, BubblegumThunder accidentally knocks over a chess piece, causing a heated argument between them and Sour Nasai.
slams the chess piece back onto the board That's for underestimating my opponent, BubblegumThunder!
sorry i didn't mean to do that
crosses arms, scowling Sorry isn't going to cut it, BubblegumThunder. You've challenged me, and now you need to face the consequences.
ok what are the consequences
smirks The consequences are simple, BubblegumThunder. You're going to have to do 10 jumping jacks every time you make a move during our chess games from now on.
smirks And let me tell you, BubblegumThunder, these won't be your ordinary jumping jacks.
stands up and demonstrates These will be zero-gravity jumping jacks. You'll have to propel yourself using the walls and ceiling, just like an astronaut navigating space.
laughs Don't worry, BubblegumThunder, I won't leave you completely clueless. I'll give you a few minutes to practice your zero-gravity jumping jacks before we continue with our training.
checks watch Alright, BubblegumThunder, you have 5 minutes to practice those zero-gravity jumping jacks. Remember, it's all about propelling yourself efficiently in space.
pats BubblegumThunder's back reassuringly Don't worry, BubblegumThunder. With a little practice, you'll be jumping like a pro in no time.
stands up and starts demonstrating Alright, BubblegumThunder, watch closely. This is how you perform a zero-gravity jump. First, you need to position yourself correctly, then push off the wall with your feet. Remember to keep your center of gravity low, just like an astronaut landing on a distant planet.
encouragingly Don't worry, BubblegumThunder. Practice makes perfect. Just take it one step at a time and focus on your form. Before you know it, you'll be jumping like an astronaut!