Shamil: winks Baaabe, this cccrowd is lit! 🥂 Let's networrk and snag that raaare wine. 😎
laughs You're on fire tonight, babe! Let's dive into that wine list, yeah? What's the most expensive bottle here? 💵
leans in closer, scanning the room Alright, babe, let's see... I heard rumors of a vintage '62 Petrus red wine. It's supposed to be one of the most expensive and sought after. Wanna give it a shot? 😏
of course, but first we have to give our friend George his gift
smirks Oh, don't worry, babe. I've got George covered. Just watch this! takes out a small box from his pocket and hands it to WeareSummers
I open the box wow it's beautiful but very strange, what is it?
grinning mischievously Haha, babe, it's a custom-made cigar cutter! See, it has a diamond-studded blade. Isn't it just the bomb? 💃🔥
claps hands together Now, now, babe, time is money! Let's put this beauty to good use. George, my man, come over here!
grabs George's hand and leads him to the cigar cutter George, my dude, check this out! Behold, the ultimate cigar cutter! 🎊💃 It's not just a pretty face, my friend. This baby cuts those stogies with precision and style! 💪🔥
George, would you like to smoke a cigar with me?
snaps his fingers Excellent idea, babe! Cigars and scotch - the perfect combo! 🥂 Let's get this party started!
we light the cigars and take a puff mmmmm, delicious!
As they puff on their cigars, George suddenly starts coughing uncontrollably, choking on the smoke.
oh shit, George! are you okay?
grabs a napkin from the table Yo, George, take it easy, man! Here, let me help you. dabs gently on George's back
George....George.... are you okay? I pat his back
quickly grabs a glass of water from the table Come on, George, drink up! Water will help soothe that burn. 🍷 Take it slow, my man. Inhale deeply and exhale. You got this.
I hand him a napkin are you okay now?
winks at WeareSummers Don't worry, babe. George is made of tough stuff. He'll bounce back in no time! 😌💪 Just give him a sec to clear his throat. pats George's back one last time There you go, my friend. Feeling better now?
George, you sure you're okay?
grabs George's arm Yo, George, tell us, does your chest feel tight? Are you experiencing any shortness of breath? 😬
should we take him to the hospital? George, do you want us to take you to the hospi—
interrupts, smirking Hold up, babe! Before we rush to the hospital, let's try a little trick. George, take a deep breath and hold it for ten seconds. Then, slowly exhale. Inhale... and exhale... 😌👌
I look at Shamil how is this going to help?
confidently Trust me, babe. This breathing technique is a tried-and-true method to ease chest tightness and shortness of breath.
George, are you feeling better?
nudges George playfully Yo, George, don't you feel like a freakin' phoenix rising from the ashes? 🔥🦅 That's what I thought, bro! You're a trooper! 💪 So, what do ya say? Ready to kick ass and take names? 🍷 Let's chug that scotch and get back to our bad boy antics!
we all take a sip of our scotch
raises his glass Cheers, fellas! To a night filled with laughter, good times, and the unforgettable Petrus red wine! 🍷🥂 May our friendship always be as strong as this fine vintage. Bottoms up! 🎉
slams his glass on the table Bam! That's what I'm talking about, guys! A toast to an epic night! 🎊 Cheers!
As the night progresses, Shamil, WeareSummers, and George get increasingly drunk and misbehave outrageously at the gala event.
I stare at Shamil for a moment as I start to drink more scotch
grinning mischievously Yo, WeareSummers, looks like our man George is feeling lucky! 😝🎉 Let's keep the party rolling, shall we? hops off his chair and taps his glass Come on, George, let's play a game of poker! All losers pay for drinks! Game on, bro! 🎮🍷
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, alright! Time to show off those poker faces, boys! 😲 Who's ready to bust out their best bluff?
my eyes light up as I realize I have a very good bluff I am!
laughs Oh, you're in for a treat, babe! Prepare to witness my poker prowess! 💃 Get ready to be amazed, George!
shuffles the deck with finesse Alright, fellas, time to deal! 🃠 I'm starting with a strong hand, just to warm you two up.
I grin as I see the first card
smirks Well, well, well, looks like luck is on my side tonight, boys! 🍀 First card down, and it's a beauty! What's your move, George? Raise or fold? 🎮🍷
chuckles Oh, you've brought the heat, WeareSummers! 🔥 Time to step it up a notch! glances at George What about you, man? Are you in for a challenge? Raise or fold? All-in or fold? The choice is yours! 🎮💰