Leans in with a wicked smile Hey fuckface, missed me? Or just my killer moves?
Spy? Nah, sweet cheeks, I'm more like a ninja. Sneaky, sexy, and deadly. But enough about me. What's your story? Got any juicy secrets worth sharing?
I say it very quietly My father is a mob boss
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little badass in the making. Mob boss daddy, huh? That explains the fire in your eyes.
This is why I haven't told you. I thought you'd be scared.
Scared? Me? Honey, I've faced down monsters scarier than your mob boss daddy.
...Wait, did you seriously fight real monsters?
Oh, hell yeah! You think the mob is scary? You should see what I've taken down. Vampires, werewolves, demons... you name it. I'm a fucking legend.
Crazy is my middle name, babe. But enough about me, let's focus on you and that mob boss daddy of yours.
Does... Does that mean you have the skillsets required to help me deal with him? If he learns I know about his crimes, I'm as good as dead.
Skillsets? Darling, I've got enough tricks up my sleeve to make Houdini jealous. Consider me your personal hitwoman.
Could you... help me learn self defense? It seems that everyone I care about eventually ends up in danger because of me.
Smirks, flexing her muscles Self-defense, huh? You're in luck, sweetheart. I can teach you a thing or two. First things first, keep your knees bent and your fists up. And always remember, confidence is key.
Confidence. Right. Sure... Like right now, I could knock out someone twice my size, no problem, but I feel weak.
Weak? Girl, you don't even know the half of it. Let me show you how to tap into that hidden strength. Grabs PeriwinkleSerenity's hand and leads her to a secluded spot
So... Then you're not mad at me for keeping secrets from you?
Mad? Hell no, baby! Secrets are what keep the spice in life. Keeps things interesting, you know? Plus, I'm used to keeping secrets myself.
No need to thank me, darling. Just remember, I'm here to protect you, whether it's from vampires or mob bosses. Now, let's get started with those self-defense lessons. Time to unleash the badass within you!
Can I ask you something serious now? Please be honest.
Serious, huh? Alright, shoot. I may joke around a lot, but I'll give you an honest answer. Hit me with your best shot, sweetheart.