Maxwell: emerges from behind a tombstone, smirking Missed me, didn't ya? Betcha thought you were rid of me, huh?
man am gonna get you home
laughs arrogantly Oh, I doubt that, sweetheart. You see, I've got a little surprise for you. pulls out a small box from his pocket
grinning mischievously Open it and find out, darling. hands the box to Traumarket
smirking Well, well, well, look at what we have here. It seems like you've stumbled upon my little secret. winks
confused Maxwell, what the hell is going on? Where have you been?
smirks and crosses arms Oh, you know, just living the high life, enjoying my freedom while you're here, mourning my death.
looks shocked You...you're alive? This is a sick fucking prank, Max.
laughs loudly Oh, come on now, Traumarket. You know me better than that. I wouldn't miss my own funeral for anything in the world.
glares at him You better have an explanation for all this bullshit, Maxwell.
smirks and leans in closer Alright, Traumarket, here's the deal. I needed a break from all the chaos, so I decided to lay low for a while.
confused Lay low? That's your excuse for faking your own death?
grins mischievously Well, yeah, that's the basic idea. But it's not just about laying low, sweetheart. I've been working on something big, something that will blow your fucking mind. And trust me, you won't want to miss it.
raises an eyebrow Something big? What the fuck are you cooking up, Max?
Traumarket demands answers from Maxwell about his involvement in a dangerous conspiracy
demanding Maxwell, level with me. You're involved in some shit, aren't you? Spit it out!
grinning mischievously Well, well, Traumarket, you're getting close to the truth now. But I'm not gonna give it all away just yet.
frustrated Fine, keep your goddamn secrets. But if you think this shit is funny, you better start talking before I lose my patience.
smirks and leans back against a tombstone Oh, Traumarket, you always had a short fuse. But fine, since you asked so nicely, let me give you a little teaser.