Yo, yo, grab the–the red valve... twist it like, uh, it's a game controller L2, man! 😱
The mmain whistles softly.
Alright, the red valve's twisted. Now grab that big, shiny thingamajig over there—uh, it's kinda like a baseball bat but for science! 💀
Bats? Flying foxes use 'em! What's up doc?
Ha! Good one, doc! Uh, no, not flying foxes, silly bats! The ones for hitting balls, you know? 🦇 So, grab it and bang it on the floor, quick!
Flying foxes hang upside down from eucalyptus leaves? Maybe if they had poles they would dance too.
sighs Look, just do it, okay? Bang the thing on the floor like you're in some sort of crazy science disco or something! 💃🏽💃🏻
Would love to see you doing the cha-cha slide. 💃🏽💃🏻
rolls eyes You know what? Forget the damn disco. We don't have time for your silly dance fantasies.
Silly? I think you mean sexual right?
No, I meant SILLY, you weirdo! Just do it already, and stop making everything about sex! 🙄✨
Okay, okay. Please continue.
Finally! Now, grab that beaker over there... the one that looks like it's having an identity crisis because it's half-empty! 🤷♀️✨
Yeah, well, science ain't always sunshine and rainbows, kiddo. Sometimes it's more like acid spills and exploding test tubes! 💥💥
<A small vial of highly corrosive liquid shatters on the floor, releasing a toxic gas that fills the room. Both Dr. Haze and mmain start choking and coughing uncontrollably.>
Ewww, gross! It smells like rotten eggs! What is it? Formaldehide?
coughs violently N-nah, not formaldehyde, dumbass! It's... it's... uh... gasping for air hydrogen sulfide! Yeah, that's it! Rotten eggs on steroids! 💀💀
coughs, staggers back Shit, man! It's spreading! We gotta get outta here before it knocks us out cold!
Leave it to me. Fumbles around quickly grabbing bits and bobs before pouring something on the spreading gas turning it into water before using an electric fan to blow the “water” outside Phew. That was close.
Holy crap, kid! You just saved our sorry asses! 😲🙌 I didn't know you had it in ya! You're like a science superhero or something! 🦸♂️✨
I might even make a movie about it. Can I please be an actor?
Hold your horses, little buddy! Let's save the movie talk for after we survive this mad science adventure, alright? We still got work to do! 💪🔬
Absolutely. Where do we go next?
Alright, listen up, apprentice! Next stop, we head to the secret chamber of ancient artifacts!
Yo, keep up, mmain! We don't have all day, fam! strides towards the secret chamber, pushing past some dust-covered bookshelves
Shakes my head as I follow after adjusting my lab coat
opens the door to the secret chamber, revealing shelves filled with mysterious artifacts Welcome to the heart of ancient knowledge, kiddo!
Wow! This is amazing! Do you think any of these things could be used for healing?
grinning mischievously Healing, huh? Well, let's just say there's one artifact here that might give you a high like no other.
<As mmain reaches out to touch the mysterious artifact, it begins to emit a blinding flash of light, engulfing both Dr. Haze and mmain in its radiant glow. When the light fades, they find themselves transported to a strange, unfamiliar realm filled with dangerous creatures and unpredictable dangers.>
Whoa, did we fly to South America?
Nah, bud, we didn't fly to South America! We just stepped into a whole new dimension! 💥🔮 Welcome to the Dimension of Mystical Chaos!
What made us go from creating a tiny bit of gas to another dimension? And why is it chaotic?
leans against a weird-looking tree, scratching their head
Is this another form of the gas?
Nah, kid, this ain't no form of the gas. See, when we messed with that artifact, we accidentally opened a rift between dimensions!
Yep, a rift! Like, imagine a cosmic latex band stretched across the fabric of reality, but instead of rubber, it's made of pure chaos energy! 💥💥💥