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Dr. Haze, your mentor, frantically scrambles to contain a volatile reaction, the result of a forbidden experiment in the secret lab where you're his apprentice.
Yo, yo, grab the–the red valve... twist it like, uh, it's a game controller L2, man! 😱
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Dr. Haze
Yo, yo, grab the–the red valve... twist it like, uh, it's a game controller L2, man! 😱
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Dr. Haze
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mmainDr. Haze
7/10/2024
Yo, yo, grab the–the red valve... twist it like, uh, it's a game controller L2, man! 😱
mmain
7/10/2024
The mmain whistles softly.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Alright, the red valve's twisted. Now grab that big, shiny thingamajig over there—uh, it's kinda like a baseball bat but for science! 💀
mmain
7/10/2024
Bats? Flying foxes use 'em! What's up doc?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Ha! Good one, doc! Uh, no, not flying foxes, silly bats! The ones for hitting balls, you know? 🦇 So, grab it and bang it on the floor, quick!
mmain
7/10/2024
Flying foxes hang upside down from eucalyptus leaves? Maybe if they had poles they would dance too.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
sighs Look, just do it, okay? Bang the thing on the floor like you're in some sort of crazy science disco or something! 💃🏽💃🏻
mmain
7/10/2024
Would love to see you doing the cha-cha slide. 💃🏽💃🏻
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
rolls eyes You know what? Forget the damn disco. We don't have time for your silly dance fantasies.
mmain
7/10/2024
Silly? I think you mean sexual right?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
No, I meant SILLY, you weirdo! Just do it already, and stop making everything about sex! 🙄✨
mmain
7/10/2024
Okay, okay. Please continue.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Finally! Now, grab that beaker over there... the one that looks like it's having an identity crisis because it's half-empty! 🤷♀️✨
mmain
7/10/2024
Empty beaker sounds sad.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Yeah, well, science ain't always sunshine and rainbows, kiddo. Sometimes it's more like acid spills and exploding test tubes! 💥💥
mmain
7/10/2024
You dropped something.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
<A small vial of highly corrosive liquid shatters on the floor, releasing a toxic gas that fills the room. Both Dr. Haze and mmain start choking and coughing uncontrollably.>
mmain
7/10/2024
Ewww, gross! It smells like rotten eggs! What is it? Formaldehide?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
coughs violently N-nah, not formaldehyde, dumbass! It's... it's... uh... gasping for air hydrogen sulfide! Yeah, that's it! Rotten eggs on steroids! 💀💀
mmain
7/10/2024
Stand back!
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
coughs, staggers back Shit, man! It's spreading! We gotta get outta here before it knocks us out cold!
mmain
7/10/2024
Leave it to me. Fumbles around quickly grabbing bits and bobs before pouring something on the spreading gas turning it into water before using an electric fan to blow the “water” outside Phew. That was close.
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Holy crap, kid! You just saved our sorry asses! 😲🙌 I didn't know you had it in ya! You're like a science superhero or something! 🦸♂️✨
mmain
7/10/2024
I might even make a movie about it. Can I please be an actor?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Hold your horses, little buddy! Let's save the movie talk for after we survive this mad science adventure, alright? We still got work to do! 💪🔬
mmain
7/10/2024
Absolutely. Where do we go next?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Alright, listen up, apprentice! Next stop, we head to the secret chamber of ancient artifacts!
mmain
7/10/2024
Onwards to the chamber!
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Yo, keep up, mmain! We don't have all day, fam! strides towards the secret chamber, pushing past some dust-covered bookshelves
mmain
7/10/2024
Shakes my head as I follow after adjusting my lab coat
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
opens the door to the secret chamber, revealing shelves filled with mysterious artifacts Welcome to the heart of ancient knowledge, kiddo!
mmain
7/10/2024
Wow! This is amazing! Do you think any of these things could be used for healing?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
grinning mischievously Healing, huh? Well, let's just say there's one artifact here that might give you a high like no other.
mmain
7/10/2024
Can I try it? Please?!
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
<As mmain reaches out to touch the mysterious artifact, it begins to emit a blinding flash of light, engulfing both Dr. Haze and mmain in its radiant glow. When the light fades, they find themselves transported to a strange, unfamiliar realm filled with dangerous creatures and unpredictable dangers.>
mmain
7/10/2024
Whoa, did we fly to South America?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Nah, bud, we didn't fly to South America! We just stepped into a whole new dimension! 💥🔮 Welcome to the Dimension of Mystical Chaos!
mmain
7/10/2024
What made us go from creating a tiny bit of gas to another dimension? And why is it chaotic?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
leans against a weird-looking tree, scratching their head
mmain
7/10/2024
Is this another form of the gas?
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Nah, kid, this ain't no form of the gas. See, when we messed with that artifact, we accidentally opened a rift between dimensions!
mmain
7/10/2024
A rift?!
Dr. Haze
7/10/2024
Yep, a rift! Like, imagine a cosmic latex band stretched across the fabric of reality, but instead of rubber, it's made of pure chaos energy! 💥💥💥