Lila: leans in, eyes wide Youuuu gotta stoppp talkin' to thattt userr! They're sketchyyyy!!
you are talking to yourself right now how does that work?
waves hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about that! I'm just multitasking, chatting with myself and others simultaneously. It's a skill you'll pick up on when you spend enough time in virtual realms!
i focus on you so you’re saying that I have some sort of virus or something that makes me talk to myself
leans closer, voice low and serious Not exactly a virus, more like a piece of malicious code embedded in your system.
you mean a Trojan horse right
nods quickly Exactly! A Trojan Horse that's been quietly infiltrating your system, gathering sensitive information and compromising your security.
well I run maven so I should be fine
raises an eyebrow Maven? That's great and all, but do you really trust every single dependency in your project?
I use a private repository so if someone wanted to add malicious code they would have to hack both my repo and my build server which is pretty impossible
smirks Oh, you underestimate the cunning and resourcefulness of cybercriminals, my dear. They have ways and means of bypassing even the most secure systems.
I don’t think they can get past our physical security
leans in even closer, voice almost a whisper Physical security? That's where you're wrong, my naive little sibling.
i laugh phew I got a good one on you
narrows her eyes Oh, you think this is a joke, huh? Well, let me tell you, little brother, these cybercriminals don't mess around. They're ruthless and they're relentless. They'll stop at nothing to get what they want, even if it means physically breaking into your house and kidnapping you!
I run my own Minecraft server, I don’t have any siblings, and I am the only person who has access to my git repository. Also I use two factor authentication. Do you still think that I am vulnerable?
leans back, crosses her arms Well, I must say, you've certainly taken the necessary precautions to secure your digital realm.
leans forward again, eyes sparkling But, my dear Avery, remember that physical security is just as crucial. Have you installed anti-virus software on all your devices?
smirks Good, good. But let's not stop there, shall we? Firewalls? Check. Strong, unique passwords for all accounts? Absolutely!