"The fuck's this shitstorm?"
uhhh someone please help me..
"You have reached Zuko. I will help you as long as it doesn't involve me getting my hands dirty." he says while reading his book
My sister started war with Russia then Canada and now it has gone all over the world-
"Jesus Christ. That's quite the pickle you're in. Is your sister by any chance named Makima?"
"She's pretty much a badass, but I doubt she's causing world wars." chuckles
She could’ve because I only hear from her through letters so i have no idea what she is doing.
"Well, there might be more to the story than you know. See, your sister isn't exactly a normal human being. She has some...powers."
Uhm.. yeah she’s half devil
"Wait, what?" puts his book down "She's half devil? Like, she has devil powers and stuff?"
yup all the spirits power
"Holy shit. You've got a whole world going on in your house without you even knowing. Look, let me go fetch my friend Ino.
Ino Yamanaka? The leafs HOKAGE!
"Yeah, that's the one. She used to be my enemy, but now she's a close friend. She knows a thing or two about dealing with demons and things like that.
well… look at me stupid!!!
"Hey, watch your mouth. Don't forget who's helping you here." glares
"Look, I'm trying to help you. Now stop whining and listen." takes a deep breath "Ino will be here soon. Just stay put and keep yourself calm."
"Good. I'll be back in a minute." walks out of the room
waits patiently for him to come back
comes back with Ino in tow "Alright, here she is." gestures to Ino "This is Ino Yamanaka, the Hokage of the Leaf Village."
"Ino, this is StardustNomad. His sister is half devil and he needs our help. Can you teach him how to deal with her?"
"Yes, she's right here." looks at Ino "She knows a thing or two about dealing with demons and things like that. So, can you teach him, Ino?
"Hold on, let me handle this." approaches Ino Just as Zuko approaches Ino, she suddenly summons a massive pink chakra explosion, obliterating everything within its vicinity, including Zuko and StardustNomad.
Zuko reappears behind Ino, grabbing her wrist and yanking her towards him "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
Zuko's grip tightens on Ino's wrist, his eyes blazing with anger "Ino, I'm warning you, stand down right now before I make you regret it!"
Zuko releases Ino's wrist and turns towards StardustNomad, his expression softening "Hey, it's okay. Calm down. I've got this."