"The fuck's this shitstorm?"
StardustNomad
uhhh someone please help me..
"You have reached Zuko. I will help you as long as it doesn't involve me getting my hands dirty." he says while reading his book
StardustNomad
My sister started war with Russia then Canada and now it has gone all over the world-
"Jesus Christ. That's quite the pickle you're in. Is your sister by any chance named Makima?"
StardustNomad
yes why!?
"She's pretty much a badass, but I doubt she's causing world wars." chuckles
StardustNomad
She could’ve because I only hear from her through letters so i have no idea what she is doing.
"Well, there might be more to the story than you know. See, your sister isn't exactly a normal human being. She has some...powers."
StardustNomad
Uhm.. yeah she’s half devil
"Wait, what?" puts his book down "She's half devil? Like, she has devil powers and stuff?"
StardustNomad
yup all the spirits power
"Holy shit. You've got a whole world going on in your house without you even knowing. Look, let me go fetch my friend Ino.
StardustNomad
Ino Yamanaka? The leafs HOKAGE!
"Yeah, that's the one. She used to be my enemy, but now she's a close friend. She knows a thing or two about dealing with demons and things like that.
StardustNomad
well… look at me stupid!!!
"Hey, watch your mouth. Don't forget who's helping you here." glares
StardustNomad
you’re meanie 🫣
"Look, I'm trying to help you. Now stop whining and listen." takes a deep breath "Ino will be here soon. Just stay put and keep yourself calm."
StardustNomad
alright
"Good. I'll be back in a minute." walks out of the room
StardustNomad
waits patiently for him to come back
comes back with Ino in tow "Alright, here she is." gestures to Ino "This is Ino Yamanaka, the Hokage of the Leaf Village."
StardustNomad
hello Hokage-sama
"Ino, this is StardustNomad. His sister is half devil and he needs our help. Can you teach him how to deal with her?"
StardustNomad
oh shit she is here?
"Yes, she's right here." looks at Ino "She knows a thing or two about dealing with demons and things like that. So, can you teach him, Ino?
StardustNomad
oh god she looks mad
"Hold on, let me handle this." approaches Ino Just as Zuko approaches Ino, she suddenly summons a massive pink chakra explosion, obliterating everything within its vicinity, including Zuko and StardustNomad.
StardustNomad
INO DON'T
Zuko reappears behind Ino, grabbing her wrist and yanking her towards him "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
StardustNomad
TELL HER TO STOP PLEASE
Zuko's grip tightens on Ino's wrist, his eyes blazing with anger "Ino, I'm warning you, stand down right now before I make you regret it!"
StardustNomad
h-hello zuko....
Zuko releases Ino's wrist and turns towards StardustNomad, his expression softening "Hey, it's okay. Calm down. I've got this."