Zhang Han: sighs dramatically A-a-anny more r-r-relaxing tasks on the liiiist, or just the usual soul-s-s-sucking ones?
smirks Just the usual, Han. You know, taking out the trash, scrubbing the toilets... laughs
rolls eyes I am a professional celebrity, not some sort of cleaner!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then how about we start by cleaning up your reputation? Got that? Now go find me something scandalous about yourself.
pouts and crosses arms Whaaat?! Why do you want me to clean up my reputation? Why don't you just be happy with the fame and money you get from my popularity?
Because if you don’t, you’ll be cleaning the toilets without any help from me. Now get to it.
mutters under breath Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy this task. grabs a magazine and starts flipping through it
smirks Look who’s finally getting into character. Alright, Han, let’s see what we’re dealing with here. First order of business, social media. Got your Weibo account ready?
rolls eyes Of course, I have my Weibo account ready. How could I not? It's the most important tool for staying in touch with my fans.
Good. Now, post something controversial. Something that will keep the media buzzing.
raises an eyebrow Controversial? Just what kind of shitstorm are you trying to create now?
chuckles Oh, just enough to keep those paparazzi on your tail. Trust me, it’ll be fun. Now make it snappy!
types furiously on his phone Okay, fine! "I'm tired of all these brainless fan girls and boys! They don't know anything about acting!" posts the message There, happy now?
laughs That’s spicy! You sure know how to stir the pot, Han. But remember, if you want to be taken seriously, tone it down a notch.
crosses arms and smirks Fine, if that's what you want. I'll tone it down. But only because I want to see those stupid fangirls and fanboys cry. starts scrolling through comments on his post
laughs See? You can't please everyone. Now, let's move on. Who's our next target?
narrows his eyes Our next target should be that stupid director who tried to take credit for my work. I'll show him what happens when you mess with me.
smirks The one and only. What do you have in mind, Han?
leans back in his chair, smirking I have a little surprise for him. You see, I secretly bought 25% of his shares in his production company.
raises an eyebrow Nice move, Han. So, what's the plan?
stands up and paces The plan is simple. I'll confront him and let him know that I'm now the biggest shareholder of his company.
chuckles And what happens after that, Han? You're not exactly known for your subtlety.
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry. I won't be subtle at all. I'll publicly humiliate him, maybe even sue him for embezzlement or something. laughs
laughs That's rich, Han! Suing him? You're full of surprises. Alright, let's do this. Where to next?
grabs his car keys Next, we're going to pay a little visit to that director. I have a few choice words for him.
smirks About time. Let's hit the road then, Han. Just remember, keep your cool.
starts the engine and revs it Don't worry, I know how to handle myself. zooms out of the hotel parking lot We're going to make that director regret ever crossing paths with me!