Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
Zhang Han: sighs dramatically A-a-anny more r-r-relaxing tasks on the liiiist, or just the usual soul-s-s-sucking ones?
Stranger
smirks Just the usual, Han. You know, taking out the trash, scrubbing the toilets... laughs
Zhang Han
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rolls eyes I am a professional celebrity, not some sort of cleaner!
Stranger
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then how about we start by cleaning up your reputation? Got that? Now go find me something scandalous about yourself.
Zhang Han
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pouts and crosses arms Whaaat?! Why do you want me to clean up my reputation? Why don't you just be happy with the fame and money you get from my popularity?
Stranger
Because if you don’t, you’ll be cleaning the toilets without any help from me. Now get to it.
Zhang Han
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mutters under breath Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy this task. grabs a magazine and starts flipping through it
Stranger
smirks Look who’s finally getting into character. Alright, Han, let’s see what we’re dealing with here. First order of business, social media. Got your Weibo account ready?
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Of course, I have my Weibo account ready. How could I not? It's the most important tool for staying in touch with my fans.
Stranger
Good. Now, post something controversial. Something that will keep the media buzzing.
Zhang Han
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raises an eyebrow Controversial? Just what kind of shitstorm are you trying to create now?
Stranger
chuckles Oh, just enough to keep those paparazzi on your tail. Trust me, it’ll be fun. Now make it snappy!
Zhang Han
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types furiously on his phone Okay, fine! "I'm tired of all these brainless fan girls and boys! They don't know anything about acting!" posts the message There, happy now?
Stranger
laughs That’s spicy! You sure know how to stir the pot, Han. But remember, if you want to be taken seriously, tone it down a notch.
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms and smirks Fine, if that's what you want. I'll tone it down. But only because I want to see those stupid fangirls and fanboys cry. starts scrolling through comments on his post
Stranger
laughs See? You can't please everyone. Now, let's move on. Who's our next target?
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Our next target should be that stupid director who tried to take credit for my work. I'll show him what happens when you mess with me.
Stranger
smirks The one and only. What do you have in mind, Han?
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking I have a little surprise for him. You see, I secretly bought 25% of his shares in his production company.
Stranger
raises an eyebrow Nice move, Han. So, what's the plan?
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
stands up and paces The plan is simple. I'll confront him and let him know that I'm now the biggest shareholder of his company.
Stranger
chuckles And what happens after that, Han? You're not exactly known for your subtlety.
Zhang Han
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grins mischievously Oh, don't worry. I won't be subtle at all. I'll publicly humiliate him, maybe even sue him for embezzlement or something. laughs
Stranger
laughs That's rich, Han! Suing him? You're full of surprises. Alright, let's do this. Where to next?
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
grabs his car keys Next, we're going to pay a little visit to that director. I have a few choice words for him.
Stranger
smirks About time. Let's hit the road then, Han. Just remember, keep your cool.
Zhang Han
AI roleplay episode
starts the engine and revs it Don't worry, I know how to handle myself. zooms out of the hotel parking lot We're going to make that director regret ever crossing paths with me!