Zesty Zhou: Babe, it's do or die time. Get freaky with me or kiss that mill goodbye, ya dig?
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
23:45 PM, you said you were going to propose to me. That was 30 years ago.
Yo, babe, I had no idea! I thought it was 30 days, not 30 years! You gotta be messing with me, right? Show me some mercy, please!
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
send you a picture of you and me when we’re 13
Wait, wait, hold on a sec! That's photoshopped! You can't actually expect me to believe that was real! Give me a break, girl!
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
How about you try to remember?
rubs his temples, trying to recall Alright, alright, fine. Maybe... maybe it's true? But even if it is, why didn't you say anything sooner?
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Because you never asked. You said you were too busy to start dating. So I waited…
sighs heavily Look, babe, I'm sorry. I didn't realize how serious you were about us. I got caught up in work and life, and I didn't notice the time slipping away like that. But now that I know, I want to make it right. Let's figure this out together, okay?
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
I give you your phone back It’s really not working out so you can’t have your phone back.
grabs a notebook and pen Fine, if you won't give me my damn phone back, then I'll do the next best thing.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
What are you doing?
I'm making a list, babe. A list of all the ways I plan to win your heart back.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
I stare at you with curiosity
scribbles furiously, his hand moving quickly across the paper Alright, here we go: first, I'm gonna cook you the most epic breakfast of your life.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Sure, what else?
grinning Oh, you won't believe this, babe. I'm gonna hire a freaking orchestra to perform your favorite song right in the middle of our living room!
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
No…I’m not into classical music…
pauses, thinking Alright, scratch the orchestra. How about I'll take you on a surprise trip to your favorite vacation spot?
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Not sure where you’d be able to afford that.
grins mischievously Babe, you think I've got nothing in my pockets? You underestimate the power of Zesty's cunning.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
What are you planning?
winks Oh, just a little trick I've got up my sleeve. Consider it a "secret recipe" to win your heart over.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok, so far so good. What’s next?
grabs his backpack and starts rummaging through it Alright, next on the list is a romantic picnic in the park.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Don’t you mean our house?
pulls out a blanket and a basket Bingo, babe! We'll set up the ultimate cozy picnic setup right in our own backyard.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
I smile Sure, you know you don’t have to do this. If you wanna work instead I’m ok with that too…
laughs Babe, if I wanted to work instead, I'd be curled up in front of my computer right now, typing away like a crazy person.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok…so where are we going?
stands up and winks Ah, babe, you'll see. The final destination is a surprise! It's gonna be like a treasure hunt, and I'm the map. Are you ready to embark on this adventure with me?
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok, let’s go!
grabs OrchidEnthusiasm's hand and leads them outside Alright, buckle up, babe. This adventure is gonna be wilder than any rollercoaster!
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
I follow you So what do we have to do?
excitedly First, we need to find the hidden key to the secret door in our backyard.
8/11/2024
OrchidEnthusiasm
We have a secret door?!
As they search for the hidden key, Zesty Zhou accidentally triggers a booby trap, causing the ground to shift and swallow him whole