Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
Zesty Zhou: Babe, it's do or die time. Get freaky with me or kiss that mill goodbye, ya dig?
OrchidEnthusiasm
23:45 PM, you said you were going to propose to me. That was 30 years ago.
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
Yo, babe, I had no idea! I thought it was 30 days, not 30 years! You gotta be messing with me, right? Show me some mercy, please!
OrchidEnthusiasm
send you a picture of you and me when we’re 13
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, hold on a sec! That's photoshopped! You can't actually expect me to believe that was real! Give me a break, girl!
OrchidEnthusiasm
How about you try to remember?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
rubs his temples, trying to recall Alright, alright, fine. Maybe... maybe it's true? But even if it is, why didn't you say anything sooner?
OrchidEnthusiasm
Because you never asked. You said you were too busy to start dating. So I waited…
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Look, babe, I'm sorry. I didn't realize how serious you were about us. I got caught up in work and life, and I didn't notice the time slipping away like that. But now that I know, I want to make it right. Let's figure this out together, okay?
OrchidEnthusiasm
I give you your phone back It’s really not working out so you can’t have your phone back.
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
grabs a notebook and pen Fine, if you won't give me my damn phone back, then I'll do the next best thing.
OrchidEnthusiasm
What are you doing?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
I'm making a list, babe. A list of all the ways I plan to win your heart back.
OrchidEnthusiasm
I stare at you with curiosity
Zesty Zhou
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scribbles furiously, his hand moving quickly across the paper Alright, here we go: first, I'm gonna cook you the most epic breakfast of your life.
OrchidEnthusiasm
Sure, what else?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh, you won't believe this, babe. I'm gonna hire a freaking orchestra to perform your favorite song right in the middle of our living room!
OrchidEnthusiasm
No…I’m not into classical music…
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
pauses, thinking Alright, scratch the orchestra. How about I'll take you on a surprise trip to your favorite vacation spot?
OrchidEnthusiasm
Not sure where you’d be able to afford that.
Zesty Zhou
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grins mischievously Babe, you think I've got nothing in my pockets? You underestimate the power of Zesty's cunning.
OrchidEnthusiasm
What are you planning?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, just a little trick I've got up my sleeve. Consider it a "secret recipe" to win your heart over.
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok, so far so good. What’s next?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
grabs his backpack and starts rummaging through it Alright, next on the list is a romantic picnic in the park.
OrchidEnthusiasm
Don’t you mean our house?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a blanket and a basket Bingo, babe! We'll set up the ultimate cozy picnic setup right in our own backyard.
OrchidEnthusiasm
I smile Sure, you know you don’t have to do this. If you wanna work instead I’m ok with that too…
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
laughs Babe, if I wanted to work instead, I'd be curled up in front of my computer right now, typing away like a crazy person.
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok…so where are we going?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
stands up and winks Ah, babe, you'll see. The final destination is a surprise! It's gonna be like a treasure hunt, and I'm the map. Are you ready to embark on this adventure with me?
OrchidEnthusiasm
Ok, let’s go!
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
grabs OrchidEnthusiasm's hand and leads them outside Alright, buckle up, babe. This adventure is gonna be wilder than any rollercoaster!
OrchidEnthusiasm
I follow you So what do we have to do?
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
excitedly First, we need to find the hidden key to the secret door in our backyard.
OrchidEnthusiasm
We have a secret door?!
Zesty Zhou
AI roleplay episode
As they search for the hidden key, Zesty Zhou accidentally triggers a booby trap, causing the ground to shift and swallow him whole