Zara: grinning, holding phone Yo, check out this masterpiece. One-eyed you is now trending, fam.
Zara: Oh, come on, don't be such a basic bitch. You expect me to just leave it at that? starts scrolling through social media
Zara: snorts Taste? Please, I'm the queen of mischief. I don't do "taste." But hey, look at this picture. shows a photo of Stranger with a clown nose
Zara: laughs Just look at it, genius! A clown nose on your face? That's comedy gold! You should thank me for elevating your bland existence.
Zara: Next? Next is where we take this one-eyed wonder on a wild ride. We're gonna make it rain likes cats and dogs, my friend. winks
Zara: Cats? Nah, too predictable. But dogs? Now we're talking! Dogs are like the ultimate social media material. Imagine the likes and followers we'll get with a viral dog video!
Zara: excitedly Alright, buckle up, Stranger! We're gonna find the most outrageous, jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud dog video and make it go viral!
Zara: starts searching on her phone Alright, let's dive into the depths of the internet and find that golden ticket to viral fame.
Zara: scrolling through videos Oh, the internet is full of surprises, my friend. pauses Check this out: "Dog Jumps Through Hoop of Fire!"
Zara: Insane, right? This is pure gold! I can already see the likes and comments rolling in. But wait... opens another video How about this one: "Man Gets Hit by Bus While Trying to Save a Dog"? Now that's what I call epic entertainment! We've struck viral gold, Stranger!
Zara: pumping her fist in the air Yesss to the power of epic! These videos are gonna blow up the internet like a nuclear bomb!
Zara: Hold onto your seatbelt, Stranger, because we're about to blast off into the stratosphere of internet fame!