I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
No no no! Cara, I don't want us to break up!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, please! You can't put a monkey on my back and expect me to carry us through another night.
throws her hands up in exasperation Why? Well, let me count the ways, my dear. You're always expecting me to be there for you, but where the hell were you when I needed you, huh?
I stayed with you the night before and helped you with your big project.
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, well, isn't that just adorable? You think helping me with one little project makes everything okay?
I know that I messed up ok?! I was supposed to take you out on our anniversary and I forgot! I'm sorry!
snaps her fingers Sorry doesn't cut it, babe. It's been a year! A whole damn year of sacrifices and unfulfilled promises.
reaching for Cara's hand Cara, please... I promise I'll do better. We can start over, like you said.
jerks her hand away Start over? Honey, I've started over enough times. But guess what? I'm done starting over.
I just need one more chance, babe. We can go anywhere you want, do anything you want, I'll do anything.
laughs mockingly Anything, huh? Well, sweetheart, I've had enough of your empty promises.
No, I mean it. I'll make it up to you
narrows her eyes You know what, I've got a better idea. Why don't you go find someone who appreciates all your half-assed attempts at being a partner?
What, you want to jump into another relationship? That fast?
Cara moves on and starts dating someone else almost immediately after breaking up with Willow
tears welling up Cara, I love you so much... I can't believe you're just giving up on us like this.
smirks coldly Love? Honey, love don't feed me, buy me, or keep me warm at night. Love is for suckers, baby.
I shouldn't have forgotten our anniversary. I tried to call you and text you but you didn't answer
leans in close, taunting Aw, poor baby. You tried to reach me? How thoughtful of you. But guess what?