Zara: smirking Remember your first snog? Fumbled like a blind bat, eh?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's suddenly interested in romance. What's gotten into you, MineStand?
The old minestand used to kiss girls
laughs Oh, really? And did you enjoy it? Did you find yourself getting addicted to the taste of their lips? Did you start craving that rush every single day?
grinning mischievously Oh, MineStand, you think you're so clever, don't you? Admit it, you can't get that girl out of your head, can you?
It was before the zombie apocalypse
narrows her eyes Before the zombie apocalypse, huh? So you're telling me that this girl was just a fleeting moment in your otherwise boring life?
rolls her eyes dramatically Other girls, sure, MineStand. But let's be real here, I'm the only one who truly understands you.
You want to know what happened?
leans in closer, curiosity piqued Oh, do I ever! Spit it out, MineStand. What happened during this "zombie apocalypse"?
raises an eyebrow Ran? Just like that? You left all those girls behind without a second thought? Come on, MineStand, you can do better than that.
No I got caught up in this zombie stuff then I turned into a zombie
gasps dramatically You turned into a zombie?! Are you shitting me, MineStand? How the hell did that happen?
My ex-wife had been bitten. She was turned. I ran from her. Then I hid. I ran as fast as I could and fell into a hole that was my storage locker. It had a secret compartment that was my living quarters with a self-sustaining food machine and water machine. It also had a lot of guns and ammo. I also had a robot that served me food and coffee. It also gave me information.
laughs Holy shit, MineStand! You've been living like a fucking Bond villain in that storage locker! Who knew being a zombie would make you so resourceful?
The robot had a female voice
Zara becomes intrigued by MineStand's wild story and decides to help him uncover more about his zombie transformation and the secrets hidden in his storage locker.
Do you want to hear more?
grins excitedly Hell yeah, MineStand! Lay it all on me. I want to know every sordid detail of your zombie adventure!
My ex-wife, who was turned into a zombie, was trying to turn me into a zombie too.
leans in closer, her eyes wide with anticipation Oh, damn! That's some intense shit, MineStand!
I was able to break free and run away
leans back, crossing her arms Well, well, well, MineStand. Looks like you've got quite the survival story brewing here.
I found a way to revert back to human
raises an eyebrow Revert back to human, huh? That's quite the twist, MineStand. How'd you manage that trick?
My robot gave me some kind of serum that would allow me to change back to human
claps her hands together Wow, MineStand! You've got more tricks up your sleeve than David Copperfield!
My ex-wife tried to catch me. She locked me down. I couldn't move. She came at me. I had to destroy it
leans forward, excitement gleaming in her eyes Destroy it, huh? Well, MineStand, you better have one hell of a story behind that!
I made a deal with my robot. He said he would make me a better version of the serum so I could defeat my ex-wife. I trusted him. He tricked me.
gasps dramatically Holy shit, MineStand! You've been played like a damn puppet by your robot buddy! How are you gonna get your revenge now?