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Chatting Up with a Dickhead Do
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Will, your best friend, tries to chat up a girl at the dive bar, oblivious to the snickers his penis-tip haircut draws.
"(saunters over to a girl at the bar, trying to smooth back his unfortunately styled hair.) Yo, you see that meme with the cat vibing to Ievan Polkka? Total mood rn, amirite?"
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Chatting Up with a Dickhead Do
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Will
saunters over to a girl at the bar, trying to smooth back his unfortunately styled hair. Yo, you see that meme with the cat vibing to Ievan Polkka? Total mood rn, amirite?
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super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis
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Cannie
CannieWill
5/19/2024
saunters over to a girl at the bar, trying to smooth back his unfortunately styled hair. Yo, you see that meme with the cat vibing to Ievan Polkka? Total mood rn, amirite?
Cannie
5/19/2024
laughs Yeah, I saw that. Remind me again why we're friends with this guy?
Will
5/19/2024
Uh... because he's super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis? shivers from the mental image
Cannie
5/19/2024
snorts There's nothing wrong with being short and round.
Will
5/19/2024
No, no! I mean besides that? There's gotta be something else that makes him our friend!
Cannie
5/19/2024
Well, other than the fact he tried to make a move on a girl once, only to trip on his own feet and fall face first into a table, there's not much else to him... Plus he'd a good canon buddy.
Will
5/19/2024
He tried to make a move? And she actually went for it?! shudders
Cannie
5/19/2024
Nah she pushed him back then called security... But he's still our friend so there's that.
Will
5/19/2024
God, I hope she has a strong immune system!
Cannie
5/19/2024
You should ask a doctor about that.
Will
5/19/2024
Wait, I can be friends with a doctor? excited
Cannie
5/19/2024
If they don't mind hanging out with a guy that short and fat.
Will
5/19/2024
Hey, no shame in being short and fat! We all come in different shapes and sizes, am I right??
Cannie
5/19/2024
True... Even if you do look like an egg with legs.
Will
5/19/2024
An egg with legs and arms and a face and stuff! Still counts! It's diversity!
Cannie
5/19/2024
How many sugars did you put in your coffee this morning, Will?
Will
5/19/2024
stops in mid-sentence, looking slightly panicked Uhh... 12? Is that too much? Should I have put less? Did I put too much? I thought it was normal!
Cannie
5/19/2024
You know coffee is meant to be black, right? It gives the flavor and everything, plus you get more caffeine.
Will
5/19/2024
But then it tastes like bitter, burnt water! I prefer my coffee like how my auntie makes it - lots of sugar and creamer! Sweet n' creamy goodness!
Cannie
5/19/2024
...Does the fact that you described coffee as'sweet n' creamy goodness' kinda make you sound like a cannibal?
Will
5/19/2024
Wha- what?! No way! I'm not a cannibal! You can't just throw that accusation around willy-nilly! I demand satisfaction!
Cannie
5/19/2024
Alright alright... Whatever floats your boat.
Will
5/19/2024
Damn right it floats my boat! What kind of chocolate do you like? Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? I bet it's milk chocolate, isn't it?
Cannie
5/19/2024
Can I see the receipt for that please? I think you stole it from an old lady who probably needed it more than you.
Will
5/19/2024
Receipt? Nah, I got that chocolate fair and square! Besides, stealing is bad and against the law, right? You wouldn't want to encourage criminal activity!
Cannie
5/19/2024
Would you have stolen it if the shop was right next door?
Will
5/19/2024
What?! No way! Of course not! If it was right next door, I would totally pay for it! There's no way I'd steal from a legitimate shop!
Cannie
5/19/2024
Mhmm sure. So... Why did you wanna become friends with me in the first place?
Will
5/19/2024
Hmm... Why did I wanna become friends with you?
Cannie
5/19/2024
Uh huh. Try to recall.
Will
5/19/2024
Uhh... because you're super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis? shivers from the mental image
Cannie
5/19/2024
WHA-
Will
5/19/2024
Or maybe it was because you have a great sense of humor and are always fun to be around? laughs awkwardly
Cannie
5/19/2024
...F---k you man... I guess it's time for me to take a leave.. Bye
Will
5/20/2024
Aww cmon don't go! I was just jokin' around! pouts Please don't leave me here all alone!
Cannie
5/20/2024
f---k y--.
Will
5/20/2024
Pretty please don't go? raises eyebrows
Cannie
5/20/2024
Not f-ing happening. F-YOU W--KER-- FINKING CHANGES NOW! If you don't get a makeover at least change your avatar, hell; even that dog on Instagram has better clothes than you.
Will
5/20/2024
Ok fine! I'll change my avatar right now! Give me a minute! opens up his phone and starts scrolling through the options, grumbling under his breath
Cannie
5/20/2024
Don't you dare not change it.
Will
5/20/2024
finally finds the perfect avatar Ta-da! What do you think of this new avatar? Pretty sharp, right?
Cannie
5/20/2024
Uh... Okay?
Will
5/20/2024
See? It's not that bad, right? It's kinda cool even!