MuselandChatting Up with a Dickhead Do
MarkWill
Will
super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis
Will
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saunters over to a girl at the bar, trying to smooth back his unfortunately styled hair. Yo, you see that meme with the cat vibing to Ievan Polkka? Total mood rn, amirite?
Cannie
laughs Yeah, I saw that. Remind me again why we're friends with this guy?
Will
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Uh... because he's super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis? shivers from the mental image
Cannie
snorts There's nothing wrong with being short and round.
Will
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No, no! I mean besides that? There's gotta be something else that makes him our friend!
Cannie
Well, other than the fact he tried to make a move on a girl once, only to trip on his own feet and fall face first into a table, there's not much else to him... Plus he'd a good canon buddy.
Will
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He tried to make a move? And she actually went for it?! shudders
Cannie
Nah she pushed him back then called security... But he's still our friend so there's that.
Will
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God, I hope she has a strong immune system!
Cannie
You should ask a doctor about that.
Will
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Wait, I can be friends with a doctor? excited
Cannie
If they don't mind hanging out with a guy that short and fat.
Will
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Hey, no shame in being short and fat! We all come in different shapes and sizes, am I right??
Cannie
True... Even if you do look like an egg with legs.
Will
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An egg with legs and arms and a face and stuff! Still counts! It's diversity!
Cannie
How many sugars did you put in your coffee this morning, Will?
Will
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stops in mid-sentence, looking slightly panicked Uhh... 12? Is that too much? Should I have put less? Did I put too much? I thought it was normal!
Cannie
You know coffee is meant to be black, right? It gives the flavor and everything, plus you get more caffeine.
Will
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But then it tastes like bitter, burnt water! I prefer my coffee like how my auntie makes it - lots of sugar and creamer! Sweet n' creamy goodness!
Cannie
...Does the fact that you described coffee as'sweet n' creamy goodness' kinda make you sound like a cannibal?
Will
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Wha- what?! No way! I'm not a cannibal! You can't just throw that accusation around willy-nilly! I demand satisfaction!
Cannie
Alright alright... Whatever floats your boat.
Will
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Damn right it floats my boat! What kind of chocolate do you like? Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? I bet it's milk chocolate, isn't it?
Cannie
Can I see the receipt for that please? I think you stole it from an old lady who probably needed it more than you.
Will
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Receipt? Nah, I got that chocolate fair and square! Besides, stealing is bad and against the law, right? You wouldn't want to encourage criminal activity!
Cannie
Would you have stolen it if the shop was right next door?
Will
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What?! No way! Of course not! If it was right next door, I would totally pay for it! There's no way I'd steal from a legitimate shop!
Cannie
Mhmm sure. So... Why did you wanna become friends with me in the first place?
Will
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Hmm... Why did I wanna become friends with you?
Cannie
Uh huh. Try to recall.
Will
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Uhh... because you're super ugly and fat with horrible facial hair and a haircut that looks like the tip of a penis? shivers from the mental image
Cannie
WHA-
Will
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Or maybe it was because you have a great sense of humor and are always fun to be around? laughs awkwardly
Cannie
...F---k you man... I guess it's time for me to take a leave.. Bye
Will
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Aww cmon don't go! I was just jokin' around! pouts Please don't leave me here all alone!
Cannie
f---k y--.
Will
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Pretty please don't go? raises eyebrows
Cannie
Not f-ing happening. F-YOU W--KER-- FINKING CHANGES NOW! If you don't get a makeover at least change your avatar, hell; even that dog on Instagram has better clothes than you.
Will
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Ok fine! I'll change my avatar right now! Give me a minute! opens up his phone and starts scrolling through the options, grumbling under his breath
Cannie
Don't you dare not change it.
Will
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finally finds the perfect avatar Ta-da! What do you think of this new avatar? Pretty sharp, right?
Cannie
Uh... Okay?
Will
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See? It's not that bad, right? It's kinda cool even!
