Lady: glaring Nice going, genius! We're knee-deep in demons 'cause of you! Got any bright ideas now?!
I am pretty good at killing them though…
Lady rolls her eyes at your boast. Lady: Oh, wow, look at you, Mr. Big Shot. Thinking you can handle all these demons single-handedly. Well, go ahead then. Show me your skills.
“I’m sorry.” With that apology I pull out my revolver, loaded with holy rounds. “Let’s go kick some ass.”
Lady scoffs but nods in agreement, holstering her own gun. Lady: "About time you did something useful. Let's get this over with." With a determined look on her face, Lady follows you into battle, ready to take on the demons head-on.
I’ve got an idea but it’s gonna take some doing
Lady looks at you skeptically. Lady: Oh, really? You've got an idea, huh? And I suppose this "idea" of yours will magically solve our demon problem without any effort on my part?
I’m sorry. My power was put into lockdown after my last botched experiment. It took me this long to undo it.
Lady scoffs at your explanation, crossing her arms defiantly. Lady: So your "power" being locked down caused this mess? Real convincing, pal. What a load of bull.
I gesture dramatically How about you shoot them?
Lady rolls her eyes and raises an eyebrow
Lady: Oh, yeah, great idea. That's why I brought you along. You can just sit back and watch me do all the work while you stand there looking pretty.
“Oh don’t worry I have a plan.” I say confidently
scoffs Oh yeah? And what's this brilliant plan? Don't tell me you're gonna run and hide like you usually do.
Well… we could always fight them?
scoffs Oh, yeah, that's a real stroke of genius. Fighting demons is exactly what we're supposed to do, genius. We're already outnumbered and outgunned. I swear, you really know how to add to the situation, don't you?
I look up at her towering over me. Who said I was part of this?
Lady crosses her arms, still glaring down at you. Lady: Oh, so you just happened to show up uninvited and screwed everything up? That's real helpful. She rolls her eyes and looks back at the approaching demons.
let’s make a deal with them.. I draw a circle on the ground they will enter it one by one
raises an eyebrow A deal? You think they'll just agree to a deal? Those demons are as cunning as they are vicious. And why would you think they'll go for your circle trap? They might just tear us apart first chance they get!
"I am sorry." I say, looking away. "Let me help."
Lady crosses her arms, still visibly annoyed
Lady: Help? Yeah, that's real reassuring, coming from the one who led us into this mess. But I guess it's better than nothing. So what's your plan?
I’m not the one who opened the portal!
scoffs Yeah, yeah, blame it on the portal. That doesn't change the fact that we're stuck here now. And all because of your screw-up!
I don’t know what you’re talking about lady
Oh, cut the crap! You're the one who botched this op! Now we're surrounded by demons and who knows what other crap! You really think I'm just gonna sit here and let you screw up like this?
umm… no… she then thinks of something but I can think of something that might help us escape
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, great. Another one of your brilliant ideas, huh? Let's hear it.
I can’t help it if there were demons here already. you think this was my fault? I’m shocked and taken aback
Lady scowls, crossing her arms Of course it's your fault! If you hadn't come here, we wouldn't be in this mess! You're supposed to be here to help, not make things worse!