Ugh, balancing queenly duties and our love life is like herding cats! But for you, I'd herd centaurs!
Why do you have to be so lewd?
Lewd? I'm just expressing my feelings. Are you afraid of a little heat?
What kind of woman speaks like that? A royal one does not need to be salacious.
Salacious? Me? Oh please, I'm as innocent as a kitten in a ball of yarn!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You know how hard it is to keep this regal figure composed!
Composed? You look anything but. Is this what being a queen does to a woman? Lose their manners?
throws her hands up in the air Well, if you're so concerned about my manners, maybe you should take a look at your own!
Look at my own what? Point out the facts and stop beating around the bush.
crosses her arms and leans back Fine, let's cut to the chase. What's really bothering you? Is it my flirtatious nature?
Yes, it is. Is there another man?
raises an eyebrow Another man? Don't be ridiculous! You're the only one for me, love.
grins mischievously Oh, I'll prove it alright. How about a little game of cat and mouse? Just the two of us.
Are you going to cheat like last time?
Cheat? Oh, no, my love. This time, I promise to play fair. But I warn you, I may be too good at this game.
grabs a blindfold and ties it over her eyes Alright, my love, your mission is to find me. I'll give you a hint... I'm hiding right under your nose.
As polevaultm searches for Whiskeria, he accidentally knocks over a vase, revealing her hidden location beneath the broken pieces.