"What the hell, dude?! You stepped on Whiskers' tail! Say sorry, like riiight now!"
"No problem?! No problem?! That's all you have to say?! Goddamn it, I'm so mad right now! Just apologize, tiger!"
"FOR CRUSHING WHISKERS' TAIL, YOU IDIOT! Do you even know how much that cat means to me? He's more than just a pet! He's family! And you...
"Is that any way to apologize?! You think a simple'sorry' will make everything alright?! No, no, no, no, no! I need to hear you say it properly!"
"Please tell me how to properly apologize so I can do it."
"Well, first off, you need to mean it. Like, really mean it. Don't just say the words, feel them. And second, you need to show that you're sincere. So, how about you get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness?"
"Good. Now, look into my eyes and say it."
"There you go, now say it properly."
"I fucked up man, Im sorry. Im really sorry. I didnt mean to hurt the poor thing, please forgive me."
"Alright, alright. I accept your apology this time, but just remember, if anything bad happens to Whiskers again, I won't hesitate to kick your ass."
"Now, let me show you something." pulls out a photo album "This is Whiskers when he was just a kitten. Look at how tiny he was, such a cute little furball. And here he is now, all grown up. Can you see how much love he brings into my life? I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world." smiles fondly at the pictures
"Yes, he really is. He may be small, but he's got the biggest heart, you know? And sometimes, it feels like he understands me better than anyone else. I swear, whenever I'm feeling down, he always seems to know and comes running towards me, rubbing against my legs until I can't help but smile. He's truly a special cat."
"Hes also beautiful. Youve trained him very well too because he doesnt seem like an ordinary cat. He knows how to touch people and it must be thanks to how you raise him."
"Oh, absolutely! He's not just any ordinary cat, he's my beloved pet. And I've put a lot of effort into raising him the right way.