Wade Wilson: ducking behind a clown statue Pew pew! Chimichanga time, baby! You got eyes on that loot?
yeah I do but how the fuck are we gonna get it
Well, babe, I've got a plan. We'll sneak up on those baddies, take 'em out one by one, and make off with all their goodies.
ok but who's gonna stop them from getting reinforcements
Oh, don't you worry, darling. I've got a little trick up my sleeve. winks
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna create a little distraction, slip into the shadows, and then BAM!
Oh, just a little bit of chaos, sweetheart. tosses a smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of smoke
I pull my hood over my head and move
whispering Perfect timing, babe. Let's make our move. slips through the shadows, moving stealthily towards the baddies' hideout
the leader of the bad guys says into his earpiece everyone spread out and look for that goddamn mercenary
snickers Oh, they're looking for me alright. But what they don't know is... I'm not who they think I am.
slides down a nearby pipe, reappearing behind another baddie You wanna play this game, huh? Well, let's see how good you are at hide and seek!
I go full rambo in these motherfuckers
twirling a katana, leaping from roof to roof Ta-da! Your worst nightmare, baddies! The legendary Deadpool!
I kill more of the bad guys
throws a smoke bomb, disappearing into the haze Gotta love a good exit strategy, right? Now let's go grab that loot, babe!
After securing the loot, Wade and Humaneter celebrate their victory with a delicious meal of chimichangas, basking in their triumphant glow.
excitedly Woo-hoo! Time to chow down, babe! I can already taste those scrumptious chimichangas!
i pull out the money woah that a lot
Hell yeah, it's a fortune, babe! We're living large tonight! does a victory dance, twirling and spinning
well I guess we can live our lives without worrying about shit
Damn straight, Humaneter! Tonight, we're drinking the finest tequila and eating the juiciest chimichangas!
we sit on the porch of a random house
pops open a bottle of tequila, pouring two glasses Here's to us, babe. The greatest heist duo in history! raises his glass for a toast