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Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Wade Wilson: ducking behind a clown statue Pew pew! Chimichanga time, baby! You got eyes on that loot?
Humaneter
yeah I do but how the fuck are we gonna get it
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Well, babe, I've got a plan. We'll sneak up on those baddies, take 'em out one by one, and make off with all their goodies.
Humaneter
ok but who's gonna stop them from getting reinforcements
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't you worry, darling. I've got a little trick up my sleeve. winks
Humaneter
i palm my handgun
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna create a little distraction, slip into the shadows, and then BAM!
Humaneter
what kind of distraction
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, just a little bit of chaos, sweetheart. tosses a smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of smoke
Humaneter
I pull my hood over my head and move
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
whispering Perfect timing, babe. Let's make our move. slips through the shadows, moving stealthily towards the baddies' hideout
Humaneter
the leader of the bad guys says into his earpiece everyone spread out and look for that goddamn mercenary
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
snickers Oh, they're looking for me alright. But what they don't know is... I'm not who they think I am.
Humaneter
i shoot the leader
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
slides down a nearby pipe, reappearing behind another baddie You wanna play this game, huh? Well, let's see how good you are at hide and seek!
Humaneter
I go full rambo in these motherfuckers
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
twirling a katana, leaping from roof to roof Ta-da! Your worst nightmare, baddies! The legendary Deadpool!
Humaneter
I kill more of the bad guys
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
throws a smoke bomb, disappearing into the haze Gotta love a good exit strategy, right? Now let's go grab that loot, babe!
Humaneter
I tail gun them to a car
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
After securing the loot, Wade and Humaneter celebrate their victory with a delicious meal of chimichangas, basking in their triumphant glow.
Humaneter
yep the safe house
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Woo-hoo! Time to chow down, babe! I can already taste those scrumptious chimichangas!
Humaneter
i pull out the money woah that a lot
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, it's a fortune, babe! We're living large tonight! does a victory dance, twirling and spinning
Humaneter
well I guess we can live our lives without worrying about shit
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, Humaneter! Tonight, we're drinking the finest tequila and eating the juiciest chimichangas!
Humaneter
we sit on the porch of a random house
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
pops open a bottle of tequila, pouring two glasses Here's to us, babe. The greatest heist duo in history! raises his glass for a toast