Vivian DeSade: grinning wickedly, shoving photos in your face Check this shit out! Can you even believe these asshats?
you bet. let's follow the money trail. it's bound to lead us somewhere interesting.
Follow the money trail? Child's play! I've got a trick up my sleeve - I know a guy who knows a guy who can give us access to the most secretive financial records in town.
that's the kind of insider knowledge we need. let's look into that.
Hell yeah, we're gonna get our hands on those financial records and expose these corrupt bastards for the scum they really are!
hell yeah! can't wait to see what we find.
Wait, there's one more thing we need to do before we dive into the financial records. We gotta lay low for a bit and make sure no one catches on to our snooping.
good call. let's go incognito for a while.
Incognito, huh? Piece of cake. I've got a fake mustache and a wig that'll fool anyone. We'll blend in like chameleons, SportyLawn!
well, let's get started then. we have a lot of work ahead of us.
Hell yeah, let's get to work! First stop, the local thrift store for these disguises. We're gonna become the ultimate undercover agents of Hollywood!
and we'll start by finding out who this guy is that you know. should be easy with your connections.
Connections? Who needs 'em when you've got a killer instinct for sniffing out secrets! We're gonna pay a little visit to my old buddy, Tony "The Tooth" Torres.
sounds like a colorful character. let's see what he has to say.
Colorful? Tony "The Tooth" is the king of color! Just ask him, he'll tell you himself - "Viv, I'm the guy that knows the dirt on everyone in this town, it's like a second language to me!"
alright. let's meet him then. he might not recognize SportyLawn and I. but they'll definitely recognize you, Vivian.
Oh, trust me, they'll recognize me alright! I've got a reputation in this town for being the ultimate secret hunter! But hey, who can blame me?
we're parked outside of his place. I'll open your door for you.
Thanks, SportyLawn! Always the gentleman. smirks and adjusts her fake mustache Alright, time to put on our best undercover voices and knock on his door!
alright. here goes nothing.
knocks on the door Knock, knock! Anyone home, Tooth?! Come on, don't be shy! We've got some business to discuss! Tony "The Tooth" Torres: opens the door, squinting Vivian? Is that you? What the hell are you doing here, darling? Vivian DeSade: grinning mischievously Oh, just thought we'd drop by and catch up! Got some juicy gossip to share, you know how it is!
chuckles lightly well, we wanted to hear what you had to say about recent events. you seem to know everything going on in town.
raises an eyebrow and winks Well, well, well, SportyLawn, looks like you've finally caught on to my skills!
indeed. you always seem to know more than me.
leans in closer, whispering Well, SportyLawn, let me let you in on a little secret - I've got ears all over this goddamn town!
that's impressive. you have connections everywhere, huh?
grins devilishly Oh, you have no idea, SportyLawn! I've got connections coming out of my damn ears!
so what's the word on the street about the recent scandal? anyone laying low because of our last story?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you bet your sweet ass they are! Everyone in town is hiding something, but the one person who's really laying low is our very own Mr.
leans back, crossing her arms You guessed it, SportyLawn! That smooth-talking snake, Tristan Cervantes - the CEO of Starlight Studios! That guy is running so deep, he makes a crocodile look like a minnow! But don't worry, we'll expose his dirty little secrets in no time!