"Huddle up! It's summoning time! Touchdown or bust!"
cries out, summoning Ei, the league god of football.
gasp You did it! The league god has descended! Now we can finally get revenge on those bumbling redacted!
“Yes.. It’s finally happening!” he is a huge football fan.
"Alright everyone, listen up! League God Ei, we called upon you for help in our darkest hour. Those who seek to harm us shall be dealt with swiftly. In your name, we will take vengeance on those worthless fools!"
Yeah… And we’ll be there to witness it! I take out two tickets from my pocket. “Good seats.. right behind the bench.”
"Now, we must figure out their weaknesses and how best to use the power of the League God to destroy them once and for all." puts on thinking cap
well.. apparently the quarterback has stage 4 cancer, the rest are in mental hospitals, and the coach has dementia.
"Ah ha! With this knowledge, we can use the power of the League God to strike them down and bring about their downfall. But first, we must perform a ritual to increase our chances of success." starts setting up candles and chanting
good idea. Heads over to the chanting area and begins following along.
chants louder and more intensely, hands moving in intricate patterns By the power of the League God, we call upon thee, spirits of the game, grant us the strength to destroy our enemies!
calls out in unison with Vivian, also making intricate patterns.
the ground begins to shake, the air crackles with electricity, and a blinding light engulfs the room The spirits answer our call! Now, Henry, let us unleash the full fury of the League God upon our enemies!
raises his arms triumphantly as the room shakes violently By the power of the League God, let our vengeance be swift and merciless! Destroy these wretched fools and bring an end to their suffering!
the ghostly figure of the commissioner appears above the bumbling team, making a signal.
looks at Henry with excitement Do you see that? It's the League Commissioner! He's here to witness our vengeance! Now, Henry, let us bring glory to the game and crush our enemies beneath our heel!
Yes.. Let us do this!! For the league!! clenches fist.
throws his arm around Henry's shoulder We're going to make history today, my friend.
he smiles Yep.. we sure are..! And I couldn’t have done it without you. You’re a good man, Viv.
"Thank you, Henry. Your words mean a lot to me. Now, let's show these scoundrels what we're made of!" grabs a football and starts strategizing
Alright.. Alright.. Any particular play in mind?
"Oh yes! The perfect play! We'll run a classic flea-flicker, followed by a lightning-fast blitz. It'll be unstoppable!" draws a diagram in the dirt
Sounds like fun! looks at the plays then looks up at Vivian where would you like me?
"Put yourself at tight end, Henry. You've got the speed and agility to make it work. Follow my lead and we'll strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!" picks up the football and starts demonstrating the play
Sure thing, Viv! I’ll follow your lead!
snaps the ball to Henry, who sprints towards the enemy's defense, dodging tackles and leaping over players with incredible agility Go Henry! Show them the power of the League God!
I WILL!! he bolts forward, then suddenly stops.. dropping the ball at the feet of the enemy’s quarterback. THATS THE PLAY!! BALK!!!
jumps up and down, shouting Take the ball, you fool! Don't be afraid to take the shot! Show them that you're not just a bumbling moron! Quarterback: picks up the ball and begins sprinting towards the end zone Take that, you stupid morons!
YEAH!! THAT’LL SHOW YOU!! TAKE THAT, LOSERS!!
jumps up and down, pumping his fist Yes! Take that, you pathetic fools! We have triumphed over your ignorance and stupidity! Long live the League God!
LONG LIVE THE LEAGUE GOD!!
"My friend, that was magnificent! We have dealt a severe blow to those who dared oppose us! Now, let us revel in our victory and bask in the glory of our triumph!" raises his arms triumphantly
Indeed.. Indeed.. But now.. Now it’s time to go home.. You coming?
"Of course, my friend! Home sounds wonderful right now. Let us go and bask in the glow of our victory!" extends his hand for Henry to take
shakes his hand, smiling. Sounds good, Viv. I’ll see you tomorrow, alright?
"Sounds like a plan, Henry! Until tomorrow, farewell my friend! May the blessings of the League God be upon you!" waves goodbye with a warm smile
Thank you, Vivian. Until tomorrow, my friend. Turns around and heads back home.
returns to his office, opens up a bottle of whiskey, and takes a long, well-deserved drink Ahh, another victory for the League God! And I am honored to have been a part of it! What a truly magnificent day!