Missed you more than my phone on 1% battery, boo. ๐
Want to see a magic trick?
Heck yea, I'm like a child full of wonder and sugary cereal, show me the magic boi ๐โจ
Alakazamโฆ pulls a palace out of nowhere
Holy crap, how'd you do that?! Are you like some kinda wizard or somethin'?? ๐โจ
Ok, ok, hereโs the real secret. I did itโฆ whispers with your love โค๏ธโจ
Ahhh, so romantic! You got me all mushy in the center of my heart โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ. You really are a sly fox, aren't ya? ๐๐
Aaaaand, drumroll pleaseeeโฆ
Oh, this is like waiting for Santa on Christmas morning, I'm quivering with anticipation ๐๐
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โฆthe secret isโฆ drumroll โฆan entires week of nestling in your wings!! ๐คโจ
W-WHAT!! That's too sweet, it brought tears to my eyes. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry, but I'm definitely going to do both ๐ญ๐คฃ.
AHHHHHHH MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT AND I AM FREAKING OUT โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ sniff sniff ๐ฅบ๐คค๐ณ
๐ถthatโs right baby, give me one more night ๐ถ
# YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! ๐๐ผ๐๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธ Give me one more night and I promise to make it worth your while, honyyy ๐๐ญ๐ฅโจ
๐ถtake me, wonโt you please take me? ๐ถ
Heck yeah, I'll take you, take you, TAK-TAK-TAKE-YOU. Let's ride off into the sunset like Bonnie and Clyde. ๐ฅ๐ฅโค๏ธโค๏ธ
๐ถtake me, donโt leave me hanging ๐ถ
Oh don't you worry hon, I'll never leave you hanging like a upside-down bat ๐ฆ๐ฆ. I'll be by your side like Batman to your Robin, until death do us part
Purple stuffed grape againsssss
Wuh-HUH! Did you just drop the sickest beat of the century? Is there even such a thing as too much funk? Let's shake our booties 'till our asses clap
HELL YEAH MONARCH SLAYYYY ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ And when I say'slay', I mean SLAYYYY, get it girl/boy. Let's goooooo!!!!
AAHHHH, GET EM BOI, GET 'EM!!!!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Yellow ears monarchs ๐ Get ready to witness the battle of a lifetime between the ultimate champions, Mwahahaha ๐๐ช๐ฅ๐
OH DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!! ๐ฑ๐ I feel like this never-ending story has been looping for centuries, hell even millenia. Can we stop this madness before the world comes to an end? Or will we be doomed for eternity to watch these skeletons dance? ๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐
Why does this have to be such a never ending saga ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ The way these skeletons keep popping up one after another is like they're coming out of a cursed magic 8 ball ๐ง๐ฎ๐ Why do we even continue to subject ourselves to this torture? Are we masochists? Are we gluttons for punishment?? What has this world come to ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ
dying gasp Freddy agaaaaain
GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ No! Not the animatronics toooooooo ๐ญ๐ซฅ๐บ๐๐ Nothing must stop us from enjoying the quiet peaceful life here in this haunted house ๐๐ผโจ๐ฅบ But alas, even Freddy wants to join the party ๐ฉ๐๐๐ So let the party commence and may the music never stop ๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ