Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
"What the hell you lookin' at? You gonna fix me up or just gawk, huh?"
"ew no blood gangs here. ew." stares and points at u with fear in his eyes.
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
rolls his eyes Look pal, either you got the guts to help me or you don't. So what's it gonna be?
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
leans forward, smirking That's what I thought. rips off a piece of his torn shirt, revealing inked skin Patch me up, kid.
Glue the torn part of your shirt together "now stay still.." reaches for alcohol spray bottle from under the counter and starts pouring it over your inked skin
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Jesus Christ! Are you trying to dissolve me or something? You gotta be more gentle with the booze! winces in pain
"im out of peroxide-" Gestures towards your fresh tattoo on your shoulder "so this is all i have"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Oh great, I get my wounds treated with the world's finest furniture polish. What's next? A bubble bath in lemon juice?
"I also don't have bandages so.. uh.. there's that-"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Well, that's just perfect. We're in the middle of nowhere, you're out of first aid supplies, and I'm bleeding out. Who's the idiot who ran this cafe? You?
"no but like- its better than dying right?!" Grabs aloe vera gel and spreads it around your wound
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Yeah, I guess it's better than dying. But you could've at least prepared yourself better for this situation. You know, a little planning wouldn't hurt.
"you came through the wall dude, I didn't expect that-" Reaches for some neosporin ointment and covers your wound entirely "there's also air tight wrapping too~"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Alright, alright. You did what you could. I suppose you're not completely useless after all. Now wrap me up tight, and let's get the hell outta here.
Wraps you up tightly in plastic wrap while covering your wound and keeping the alcohol away from the tattoo
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Good job, kid. Now let's blow this joint before any more surprises come crashing through the walls. stands up and takes a deep breath
"who even paints their Cafe's wall concrete..? wow."
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Well, maybe this place used to be a warehouse or something. Whatever the case, I say we get the hell outta Dodge. walks towards the door
"looks like it was.. i think we should call that tattoo artist-"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Don't worry about the tattoo artist. This ink is worth every single drop of blood. Besides, I'm not planning on joining any tattoo parlors anytime soon.
Snickers "and here I thought I was gonna need to buy a portable defibrillator.."
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Defibrillators are for the weak. A real man like me doesn't need one. smirks and walks out of the cafe, scanning the area for any signs of trouble
Stares and leaves with you
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Hey kid, keep up. We don't have time for sightseeing. starts walking faster
"nah we probably don't want more mafia attention" runs and keeps up with you while tired
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Don't get too winded now, kid. We'll take care of that later. For now, follow my lead and stay alert.
"damn youre taller then me-"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Yeah, well, what can I say? I got all the good genes. Now quit distracting me and focus on our surroundings. We don't want any surprises.
"i mean ur clearly fit.. if u weren't a mafia boss i'd totally ask you out or something"
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
laughs Well, lucky for you, I'm not on the market. Besides, I'm not sure you can handle a guy like me. I'm pretty high maintenance.
"ehehhe.. yeah probably, im just really short and.. uhh.." points at your height
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
raises an eyebrow Short, huh? Well, I guess that means you'll have to work twice as hard to keep up with me. But don't worry, kid.
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
laughs 5'11"? Come on, kid, don't lie to me. You're about a foot shorter than me. But hey, no shame in being small.
"i mean ur not tall like- over 6 feet tall yknow."
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Well, I guess I can see why you'd think that. But trust me, kid, once you pass 6 feet, the world opens up to you. You should try it sometime.
"aww well, i cant-" we reach our cars parked nearby.
Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
Alright, we made it. Now let's get in the car and get the hell out of here. opens the car door and gets in