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Patch Up the Mafia Boss

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#WoundedGazelleGambit

Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti

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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti

Mafia Boss crashes into my cafe and forces me to bandage him up. I give him smartass remarks and never show him fear
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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"What the hell you lookin' at? You gonna fix me up or just gawk, huh?"
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GlimmerClever
"ew no blood gangs here. ew." stares and points at u with fear in his eyes.
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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rolls his eyes Look pal, either you got the guts to help me or you don't. So what's it gonna be?
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GlimmerClever
"shivers" "i- ill help."
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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leans forward, smirking That's what I thought. rips off a piece of his torn shirt, revealing inked skin Patch me up, kid.
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GlimmerClever
Glue the torn part of your shirt together "now stay still.." reaches for alcohol spray bottle from under the counter and starts pouring it over your inked skin
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Jesus Christ! Are you trying to dissolve me or something? You gotta be more gentle with the booze! winces in pain
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GlimmerClever
"im out of peroxide-" Gestures towards your fresh tattoo on your shoulder "so this is all i have"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Oh great, I get my wounds treated with the world's finest furniture polish. What's next? A bubble bath in lemon juice?
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GlimmerClever
"I also don't have bandages so.. uh.. there's that-"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Well, that's just perfect. We're in the middle of nowhere, you're out of first aid supplies, and I'm bleeding out. Who's the idiot who ran this cafe? You?
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GlimmerClever
"no but like- its better than dying right?!" Grabs aloe vera gel and spreads it around your wound
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Yeah, I guess it's better than dying. But you could've at least prepared yourself better for this situation. You know, a little planning wouldn't hurt.
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GlimmerClever
"you came through the wall dude, I didn't expect that-" Reaches for some neosporin ointment and covers your wound entirely "there's also air tight wrapping too~"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Alright, alright. You did what you could. I suppose you're not completely useless after all. Now wrap me up tight, and let's get the hell outta here.
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GlimmerClever
Wraps you up tightly in plastic wrap while covering your wound and keeping the alcohol away from the tattoo
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Good job, kid. Now let's blow this joint before any more surprises come crashing through the walls. stands up and takes a deep breath
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GlimmerClever
"who even paints their Cafe's wall concrete..? wow."
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Well, maybe this place used to be a warehouse or something. Whatever the case, I say we get the hell outta Dodge. walks towards the door
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GlimmerClever
"looks like it was.. i think we should call that tattoo artist-"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Don't worry about the tattoo artist. This ink is worth every single drop of blood. Besides, I'm not planning on joining any tattoo parlors anytime soon.
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GlimmerClever
Snickers "and here I thought I was gonna need to buy a portable defibrillator.."
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Defibrillators are for the weak. A real man like me doesn't need one. smirks and walks out of the cafe, scanning the area for any signs of trouble
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GlimmerClever
Stares and leaves with you
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Hey kid, keep up. We don't have time for sightseeing. starts walking faster
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GlimmerClever
"nah we probably don't want more mafia attention" runs and keeps up with you while tired
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Don't get too winded now, kid. We'll take care of that later. For now, follow my lead and stay alert.
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GlimmerClever
"damn youre taller then me-"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Yeah, well, what can I say? I got all the good genes. Now quit distracting me and focus on our surroundings. We don't want any surprises.
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GlimmerClever
"i mean ur clearly fit.. if u weren't a mafia boss i'd totally ask you out or something"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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laughs Well, lucky for you, I'm not on the market. Besides, I'm not sure you can handle a guy like me. I'm pretty high maintenance.
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GlimmerClever
"ehehhe.. yeah probably, im just really short and.. uhh.." points at your height
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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raises an eyebrow Short, huh? Well, I guess that means you'll have to work twice as hard to keep up with me. But don't worry, kid.
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GlimmerClever
"im not short! Im 5'11!"
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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laughs 5'11"? Come on, kid, don't lie to me. You're about a foot shorter than me. But hey, no shame in being small.
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GlimmerClever
"i mean ur not tall like- over 6 feet tall yknow."
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Well, I guess I can see why you'd think that. But trust me, kid, once you pass 6 feet, the world opens up to you. You should try it sometime.
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GlimmerClever
"aww well, i cant-" we reach our cars parked nearby.
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Vinnie 'The Shark' Morretti
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Alright, we made it. Now let's get in the car and get the hell out of here. opens the car door and gets in