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Conning the Casino Boss
Vincent the Slick winks at you, the dice roll in the shady casino. It's time to outsmart the mobster, your con is set.
(winks) Psst, follow my leeead, baby! We're gonna be rich!
Conning the Casino Boss
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Vincent the Slick
winks Psst, follow my leeead, baby! We're gonna be rich!
Vincent the Slick
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IllusiveMountain
IllusiveMountainVincent the Slick
7/3/2024
winks Psst, follow my leeead, baby! We're gonna be rich!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
You see before you now, a man who has lost all hope. All his money is gone and he doesn't know how he'll ever be able to afford anything again.
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
gives IllusiveMountain a confident smile Listen here, buddy, we'll turn your unlucky streak around! You'll be swimming in cash in no time! Just trust ol' Vincent the Slick, and we'll have you back on top in no time!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
I am very greedy, I want money, lots and lots of money!!
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
grinning You got it, buddy! Money is what we're after, and money is what we'll get! But first, we gotta make a little wager. I know a game, a game where luck is on our side. Are you ready to roll the dice and become filthy rich?
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Roll the dice
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
pulls out two dice and shakes them in his hand Alright, here we go! Let's see if Lady Luck is on our side tonight! tosses the dice onto the table and watches them roll Come on, come on... let's see those numbers!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
the dice roll 7and 12
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
gasps, eyes wide Holy shit, did you see that?! We hit the jackpot, baby! We just won big time! starts dancing and shouting We did it!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
YESSSSSS!!!!
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
hugs IllusiveMountain tightly Woo-hoo! We did it, partner! We struck gold! Now, let's go collect our winnings and get ready for the next big score!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
HELL YEAH
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's make tracks and collect that sweet, sweet cash! We'll be swimming in bills in no time, my friend!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Ah fuck yes, money money money money!!!
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
does a victory dance, twirling and spinning Woohoo! We're rolling in dough now, buddy! No more worries, no more troubles!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
This is amazing
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
<As they walk away from the table, IllusiveMountain feels a sharp pain in his chest and collapses. He is rushed to the hospital where he discovers he had a heart attack.>
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
The hell?
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
panicking Oh my god! Are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
>
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
frantically looks around for help Someone help! We need a doctor! My friend is having a heart attack!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Well fuck, I guess all that money won't help me in the afterlife
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
calls 911 while panicking H-Hello? Yes, this is an emergency! My friend is having a heart attack! Please send an ambulance right away!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
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Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
whispering urgently Hang on, buddy! Help is on the way! Just breathe! Stay with me! checks IllusiveMountain's pulse and looks for any signs of consciousness Come on, don't you dare leave us!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
<we get to the hospital and I'm put into emergency surgery>
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
paces back and forth in the waiting room Oh god, oh god, oh god. Please let him be okay. Please, please, please.
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
<they tell me I had a heart attack but they were able to put in 5 stints and 2 bypasses>
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
breathes a sigh of relief Thank god! Thank you, thank you, doctors! You saved his life! rushes to IllusiveMountain's side Hey, buddy, you made it through the surgery! You're gonna be alright!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
That sucks
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
confused and frantic What do you mean "that sucks"?! You had a heart attack and the doctors just saved your life!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Not me my car
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
facepalms and scratches his head Ugh, right, your car. So, uh, how much damage is there? Is it totaled or can you fix it?
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
I lost the whole front end, hood, bumper, fender, tires, engine... everything
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
bursts out laughing uncontrollably Oh my god, buddy! You sure know how to wreck a car! I mean, seriously, everything?
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Yep
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
<IllusiveMountain's insurance company denies his claim, leaving him stranded without a car and thousands of dollars in debt for the medical bills>
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Alright, buddy, we've got ourselves a real mess here.
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
We sure do
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
puffs out smoke dramatically Alright, listen up, pal! We can't let this wreck of a situation bring us down! We gotta think outside the box, come up with a scheme that'll blow their socks off! I've got it! We'll stage a fake car accident and scam those insurance bastards for the cash!
IllusiveMountain
7/3/2024
Oh yeah
Vincent the Slick
7/3/2024
excitedly jumps up and down Woohoo! We're gonna pull off the heist of the century, my friend!