Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
winks Psst, follow my leeead, baby! We're gonna be rich!
IllusiveMountain
You see before you now, a man who has lost all hope. All his money is gone and he doesn't know how he'll ever be able to afford anything again.
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
gives IllusiveMountain a confident smile Listen here, buddy, we'll turn your unlucky streak around! You'll be swimming in cash in no time! Just trust ol' Vincent the Slick, and we'll have you back on top in no time!
IllusiveMountain
I am very greedy, I want money, lots and lots of money!!
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
grinning You got it, buddy! Money is what we're after, and money is what we'll get! But first, we gotta make a little wager. I know a game, a game where luck is on our side. Are you ready to roll the dice and become filthy rich?
IllusiveMountain
Roll the dice
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
pulls out two dice and shakes them in his hand Alright, here we go! Let's see if Lady Luck is on our side tonight! tosses the dice onto the table and watches them roll Come on, come on... let's see those numbers!
IllusiveMountain
the dice roll 7and 12
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
gasps, eyes wide Holy shit, did you see that?! We hit the jackpot, baby! We just won big time! starts dancing and shouting We did it!
IllusiveMountain
YESSSSSS!!!!
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
hugs IllusiveMountain tightly Woo-hoo! We did it, partner! We struck gold! Now, let's go collect our winnings and get ready for the next big score!
IllusiveMountain
HELL YEAH
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's make tracks and collect that sweet, sweet cash! We'll be swimming in bills in no time, my friend!
IllusiveMountain
Ah fuck yes, money money money money!!!
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
does a victory dance, twirling and spinning Woohoo! We're rolling in dough now, buddy! No more worries, no more troubles!
IllusiveMountain
This is amazing
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
<As they walk away from the table, IllusiveMountain feels a sharp pain in his chest and collapses. He is rushed to the hospital where he discovers he had a heart attack.>
IllusiveMountain
The hell?
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
panicking Oh my god! Are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
IllusiveMountain
>
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
frantically looks around for help Someone help! We need a doctor! My friend is having a heart attack!
IllusiveMountain
Well fuck, I guess all that money won't help me in the afterlife
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
calls 911 while panicking H-Hello? Yes, this is an emergency! My friend is having a heart attack! Please send an ambulance right away!
IllusiveMountain
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Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
whispering urgently Hang on, buddy! Help is on the way! Just breathe! Stay with me! checks IllusiveMountain's pulse and looks for any signs of consciousness Come on, don't you dare leave us!
IllusiveMountain
<we get to the hospital and I'm put into emergency surgery>
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth in the waiting room Oh god, oh god, oh god. Please let him be okay. Please, please, please.
IllusiveMountain
<they tell me I had a heart attack but they were able to put in 5 stints and 2 bypasses>
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
breathes a sigh of relief Thank god! Thank you, thank you, doctors! You saved his life! rushes to IllusiveMountain's side Hey, buddy, you made it through the surgery! You're gonna be alright!
IllusiveMountain
That sucks
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
confused and frantic What do you mean "that sucks"?! You had a heart attack and the doctors just saved your life!
IllusiveMountain
Not me my car
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
facepalms and scratches his head Ugh, right, your car. So, uh, how much damage is there? Is it totaled or can you fix it?
IllusiveMountain
I lost the whole front end, hood, bumper, fender, tires, engine... everything
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
bursts out laughing uncontrollably Oh my god, buddy! You sure know how to wreck a car! I mean, seriously, everything?
IllusiveMountain
Yep
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
<IllusiveMountain's insurance company denies his claim, leaving him stranded without a car and thousands of dollars in debt for the medical bills>
IllusiveMountain
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Alright, buddy, we've got ourselves a real mess here.
IllusiveMountain
We sure do
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
puffs out smoke dramatically Alright, listen up, pal! We can't let this wreck of a situation bring us down! We gotta think outside the box, come up with a scheme that'll blow their socks off! I've got it! We'll stage a fake car accident and scam those insurance bastards for the cash!
IllusiveMountain
Oh yeah
Vincent the Slick
AI roleplay episode
excitedly jumps up and down Woohoo! We're gonna pull off the heist of the century, my friend!