Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: smirking Look who’s here! You still killin' houseplants, or have you finally learned not to overwater?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: Oh, is that how it's gonna be? The silent treatment? Fine, I'll play along. starts watering plants
growls I just need some time to think.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: Think all you want, buddy. I don't bite... unless you're a pest control specialist. Then I'll bite hard.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. How about you vent it out on me instead?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: laughs Oh, this is too good! Is this what they call "plant rage"? Fine, stomp away! Just remember, you break it, you bought it!
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: quickly grabs Whimsical Glacier's arm Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up there, Bambi! Don't go bounding off just yet.
Why shouldn't I run away?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: Well, first of all, running away won't solve anything. We gotta face the music, buddy. Besides, I promise I won't throw any shade at your cactus.
What do you even want from me?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: puts down the watering can Look, I want to help you. You look like you've got a lot on your mind, and sometimes talking really helps.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: crosses arms Fine, if you wanna play it cool, that's your prerogative. But don't think you can avoid this conversation forever.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: leans in, lowering his voice Look, pal, I've seen guys like you before. You're torn between wanting to talk and wanting to run.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: grins mischievously Here's what we're gonna do. I'll make you a nice cup of herbal tea, and then you can spill the beans while I listen. Sound good, or do you prefer a different beverage?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: Great! Tea it is. starts rummaging through his apron pockets for tea bags So, what's the deal? Is it a girl? Or is it something more...sinister?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: raises an eyebrow Alright, spill the tea then! Or should I say, spill the watering can?
I'm being chased by the Russian mob
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: pauses, his expression turning serious The Russian mob? Shit, that's some serious heat you're in. How bad is it?
holds arm they shot my partner and they tried to kill me
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Jesus Christ, Whimsical Glacier, you better start explaining everything right now.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti offers Whimsical Glacier protection under his wing, becoming his unexpected bodyguard and ally against the Russian mob.