Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: smirking Look who’s here! You still killin' houseplants, or have you finally learned not to overwater?
WhimsicalGlacier
walks past him
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: Oh, is that how it's gonna be? The silent treatment? Fine, I'll play along. starts watering plants
WhimsicalGlacier
growls I just need some time to think.
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: Think all you want, buddy. I don't bite... unless you're a pest control specialist. Then I'll bite hard.
WhimsicalGlacier
snarls
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. How about you vent it out on me instead?
WhimsicalGlacier
stomps foot
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: laughs Oh, this is too good! Is this what they call "plant rage"? Fine, stomp away! Just remember, you break it, you bought it!
WhimsicalGlacier
about to run away
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: quickly grabs Whimsical Glacier's arm Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up there, Bambi! Don't go bounding off just yet.
WhimsicalGlacier
Why shouldn't I run away?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: Well, first of all, running away won't solve anything. We gotta face the music, buddy. Besides, I promise I won't throw any shade at your cactus.
WhimsicalGlacier
What do you even want from me?
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: puts down the watering can Look, I want to help you. You look like you've got a lot on your mind, and sometimes talking really helps.
WhimsicalGlacier
looks away
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: crosses arms Fine, if you wanna play it cool, that's your prerogative. But don't think you can avoid this conversation forever.
WhimsicalGlacier
sighs okay
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: leans in, lowering his voice Look, pal, I've seen guys like you before. You're torn between wanting to talk and wanting to run.
WhimsicalGlacier
looks at him
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: grins mischievously Here's what we're gonna do. I'll make you a nice cup of herbal tea, and then you can spill the beans while I listen. Sound good, or do you prefer a different beverage?
WhimsicalGlacier
Tea sounds nice
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: Great! Tea it is. starts rummaging through his apron pockets for tea bags So, what's the deal? Is it a girl? Or is it something more...sinister?
WhimsicalGlacier
shakes head
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: raises an eyebrow Alright, spill the tea then! Or should I say, spill the watering can?
WhimsicalGlacier
I'm being chased by the Russian mob
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: pauses, his expression turning serious The Russian mob? Shit, that's some serious heat you're in. How bad is it?
WhimsicalGlacier
holds arm they shot my partner and they tried to kill me
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Jesus Christ, Whimsical Glacier, you better start explaining everything right now.
WhimsicalGlacier
explains everything
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti
AI roleplay episode
Vincent 'The Gardener' Moretti offers Whimsical Glacier protection under his wing, becoming his unexpected bodyguard and ally against the Russian mob.