Ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, partner?
grinning Only if you promise I won't have to sing "My Humps" as part of the deal.
laughs loudly Oh, come on now! I won't make you go that low. But you do have to admit, "My Humps" is quite the crowd-pleaser.
I don't even want to know what that means. What's the plan again?
leans in close, speaking in a low whisper Alright, listen up, partner. Here's the plan: we're going to infiltrate the corporation, steal their secrets, and make off with a fortune.
We'll start by gathering information, finding out their weaknesses and vulnerabilities. We'll use social engineering tactics, posing as employees or inserting ourselves into their circles.
So what you're saying is, we need to get caught by them for their security to be lax.
Not exactly, partner. We just need to find a way to bypass their defenses without getting caught.
You're going to be our eyes and ears on the inside, my friend.
That would mean I need to get a job there.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I have some connections that can help us get you an interview.
Absolutely, partner! I've got a friend who owes me a favor. He works in HR at the corporation and can get you an interview.
Tell me we won't need a fake relationship like your last one.
raises an eyebrow Fake relationship? Oh, no, no, no, partner. This time we'll be going undercover as genuine employees. No fake relationships needed.
Your last heist was such a disaster.
laughs heartily Yeah, that one didn't go exactly as planned, did it? But hey, we all learn from our mistakes, right?
Yeah, but why did we hire such an unattractive girl to be our "girlfriend" for the job?
Well, let's just say she was... not the best choice.