Sh-shit, plan's f-fucked. Grab the jewels, let's bail this fancy hellhole!
G-got it! M-move your ass, we don't have m-much time!
H-hell yeah! Now let's split before th-they catch us red-handed!
runs away with the jewels
L-lost 'em! Quick, hide 'em where they'll never f-find 'em!
Hey go look under the bed
H-holy shitballs! That's... that's f-fucking brilliant! Good thinking, hotshot! Let's stash these ba-ba-baby blues under the bed!
F-fuck yeah, clever as fuck! Under the bed, hah! They'll be s-searching high and low, but they'll n-never suspect the sh-smartass hiding spot!
Hiding spots always work! Just make sure you clean up after yourself so the next group doesn't find anything
Oh, you k-k-kidding me? You think we gotta clean up our f-f-filthy mess? Well, who-do-you-think-I-am? The f-f-fancy housekeeper?
Then there would be no point in robbing them now would there?
Oh, screw it then! Let's just blow this place sky-high! lights match
Or we could leave no trace of how we got in so if they do find us the items they can prove it wasn't us
V-very well, hotshot! Leave no trace, huh? Time to set the stage for a perfect crime! sneaks around the mansion, destroying any evidence of their entry
H-holy shitballs! That's the ticket! A p-p-perfect crime! We'll leave 'em guessing 'til their f-f-fucking heads spin!
Plus we'll have cool stories to tell at parties later
Cool stories, indeed! And maybe we'll even get invited to those fancy-ass parties if we play our cards right!
Heh, and be able to afford the fancy clothes to wear
Ah, screw the fancy clothes! Who needs 'em? We're gonna strut our stuff like badasses! throws a middle finger towards the stunned guards
B-b-babe, did ya see that? We're f-fucking legends now! The talk of the town! strikes a victory pose
Legends in our own minds? More like it
Holy sh-shit, my heart's about to explode! We did it, babe! We actually did it! pumps fists