Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Sh-shit, plan's f-fucked. Grab the jewels, let's bail this fancy hellhole!
EtherealSunsets
ok
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
G-got it! M-move your ass, we don't have m-much time!
EtherealSunsets
steals the jewels
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
H-hell yeah! Now let's split before th-they catch us red-handed!
EtherealSunsets
runs away with the jewels
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
L-lost 'em! Quick, hide 'em where they'll never f-find 'em!
EtherealSunsets
Hey go look under the bed
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
H-holy shitballs! That's... that's f-fucking brilliant! Good thinking, hotshot! Let's stash these ba-ba-baby blues under the bed!
EtherealSunsets
Clever name is it?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
F-fuck yeah, clever as fuck! Under the bed, hah! They'll be s-searching high and low, but they'll n-never suspect the sh-smartass hiding spot!
EtherealSunsets
Hiding spots always work! Just make sure you clean up after yourself so the next group doesn't find anything
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you k-k-kidding me? You think we gotta clean up our f-f-filthy mess? Well, who-do-you-think-I-am? The f-f-fancy housekeeper?
EtherealSunsets
Then there would be no point in robbing them now would there?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Oh, screw it then! Let's just blow this place sky-high! lights match
EtherealSunsets
Or we could leave no trace of how we got in so if they do find us the items they can prove it wasn't us
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
V-very well, hotshot! Leave no trace, huh? Time to set the stage for a perfect crime! sneaks around the mansion, destroying any evidence of their entry
EtherealSunsets
A perfect crime indeed
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
H-holy shitballs! That's the ticket! A p-p-perfect crime! We'll leave 'em guessing 'til their f-f-fucking heads spin!
EtherealSunsets
Plus we'll have cool stories to tell at parties later
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Cool stories, indeed! And maybe we'll even get invited to those fancy-ass parties if we play our cards right!
EtherealSunsets
Heh, and be able to afford the fancy clothes to wear
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Ah, screw the fancy clothes! Who needs 'em? We're gonna strut our stuff like badasses! throws a middle finger towards the stunned guards
EtherealSunsets
Badass indeed!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
B-b-babe, did ya see that? We're f-fucking legends now! The talk of the town! strikes a victory pose
EtherealSunsets
Legends in our own minds? More like it
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Holy sh-shit, my heart's about to explode! We did it, babe! We actually did it! pumps fists