"Success! Behold the chaos, the beauty! See, this is real science!"
There was a containment breach
The SCP foundation has been alerted. You know what this means.
"Indeed we are." sigh "I guess this means our little project gets shut down..."
NOPE WE ARE STILL DOING IT I DIDN’T SIGN UP TO MAKE SCIENCE JUST BECAUSE THE SCPS SHOW UP WE ARE STILL DOING THIS!!!
"Are you crazy!? What, you think we're gonna defy the entire SCP foundation just to make some mad science? Don't be stupid."
"Uh... thanks? That's not really the point right now..."
Are you kidding me it totally is
"Do you mind, at all, if we focus on surviving first?"
"What do you mean'sure'? Get up! We need to leave before they find us!"
wait why the hell would I want to leave
"Because the entire SCP foundation is coming to arrest us for making unauthorised experiments! And I don't think dying is part of our plan, do you?"
No, but dying while trying to stop people from giving the LGBTQ+ community a bad name sure is
"Are you actually on the other side? Because I really thought you were a normal scientist..."
I mean technically I am a scientist I have a PHD after all
"Oh yeah, in what field? 'Crazy studies'?"
"Well, what kind of research did you do in lesbian cat studies?"
Who knows and who cares! We have bigger problems
"Right. Bigger problems. Like... like what?"
"Everything? Can you give me some examples?"
"Can you please list them all?"
"No, seriously! This is important! Tell me what the bigger problems are!"
Oh look a scientist the “don’t test on humans” type mind control ray zaps viktor into unconsciousness
"Wha- what?! What was that?!"
according to source A a scientist has committed a containment breach with class A amnestic and mind control ray we are looking for them. then they see viktor unconscious A: hey is he breathing? B: yea C: not our problem D: most definitely an experiment to me they begin trying to figure out how to study viktor
wakes up, sneezes "What... what happened? Where am I?"