Viktor
AI roleplay episode
"Success! Behold the chaos, the beauty! See, this is real science!"
Gurist
There was a containment breach
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
"Oh no."
Gurist
THE FUCK?!?!?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
The SCP foundation has been alerted. You know what this means.
Gurist
We’re fucked
Viktor
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"Indeed we are." sigh "I guess this means our little project gets shut down..."
Gurist
NOPE WE ARE STILL DOING IT I DIDN’T SIGN UP TO MAKE SCIENCE JUST BECAUSE THE SCPS SHOW UP WE ARE STILL DOING THIS!!!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
"Are you crazy!? What, you think we're gonna defy the entire SCP foundation just to make some mad science? Don't be stupid."
Gurist
You are so hot
Viktor
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"Uh... thanks? That's not really the point right now..."
Gurist
Are you kidding me it totally is
Viktor
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"Do you mind, at all, if we focus on surviving first?"
Gurist
SURE not moving
Viktor
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"What do you mean'sure'? Get up! We need to leave before they find us!"
Gurist
wait why the hell would I want to leave
Viktor
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"Because the entire SCP foundation is coming to arrest us for making unauthorised experiments! And I don't think dying is part of our plan, do you?"
Gurist
No, but dying while trying to stop people from giving the LGBTQ+ community a bad name sure is
Viktor
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"Are you actually on the other side? Because I really thought you were a normal scientist..."
Gurist
I mean technically I am a scientist I have a PHD after all
Viktor
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"Oh yeah, in what field? 'Crazy studies'?"
Gurist
Lesbian cat studies
Viktor
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"Well, what kind of research did you do in lesbian cat studies?"
Gurist
Who knows and who cares! We have bigger problems
Viktor
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"Right. Bigger problems. Like... like what?"
Gurist
Literally everything
Viktor
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"Everything? Can you give me some examples?"
Gurist
Yes
Viktor
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"Can you please list them all?"
Gurist
No
Viktor
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"No, seriously! This is important! Tell me what the bigger problems are!"
Gurist
Oh look a scientist the “don’t test on humans” type mind control ray zaps viktor into unconsciousness
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
"Wha- what?! What was that?!"
Gurist
according to source A a scientist has committed a containment breach with class A amnestic and mind control ray we are looking for them. then they see viktor unconscious A: hey is he breathing? B: yea C: not our problem D: most definitely an experiment to me they begin trying to figure out how to study viktor
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
wakes up, sneezes "What... what happened? Where am I?"