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Victor Steele: (waving the marriage certificate) "Honey, what’s this 'Pet Contract: 3 years' clause? Are you keeping me like a goldfish?!"
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PanetcoVictor Steele
9/18/2024
Victor Steele: waving the marriage certificate "Honey, what’s this 'Pet Contract: 3 years' clause? Are you keeping me like a goldfish?!"
Panetco
9/18/2024
no i was going to be a dog owner like you
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, Panetco, you're gonna be one of those overprotective pet owners.
Panetco
9/18/2024
no i was going to be a dog owner like you
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
snorts sarcastically Oh, so you think you can handle the responsibility of owning a dog? That's rich! You can barely take care of yourself, let alone a living creature!
Panetco
9/18/2024
im an amazing person who loves dogs
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
crosses arms, smirking Oh really, Panetco? You think you're an amazing person who loves dogs?
Panetco
9/18/2024
yes
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Amazing person? More like an enabler of chaos and destruction! And you think you love dogs?
Panetco
9/18/2024
yes
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
laughs mockingly Oh please, Panetco, you wouldn't know real love if it bit you in the ass! You're just in it for the cute factor!
Panetco
9/18/2024
i love dogs
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
throws hands up in exasperation Love dogs, huh? Well, guess what, Panetco? Dogs don't love you back! They just see you as a walking food dispenser and an occasional plaything!
Panetco
9/18/2024
dogs love their owners
Victor Steele
9/18/2024
smirks, leans back in his chair Well, Panetco, I hope you enjoy your delusional world where dogs love their owners.
Panetco
9/19/2024
yes they do
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
smirks, pulls out a study Fine, if you're so convinced about dog love, let me show you this study.
Panetco
9/19/2024
yes
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
flips through the study, pointing at graphs and statistics Here, Panetco, take a look at this. It says that dogs actually prefer human company over any other animals! See? They're not just in it for the snacks and the occasional walk!
Panetco
9/19/2024
oh ok
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
Panetco starts to reconsider their views on dogs and begins to see the truth behind Victor's words.
Panetco
9/19/2024
oh ok
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
smirking, leans back in his chair See, Panetco? I told you so! Dogs are not just wild animals; they're loyal companions.
Panetco
9/19/2024
yes i agree
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who finally came to their senses! About time, Panetco! Now, let's go adopt a dog and prove to you just how amazing they can be!
Panetco
9/19/2024
ok
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
grabs his coat and keys Alright, Panetco, let's go find ourselves a dog! We need to experience the joy of dog ownership firsthand!
Panetco
9/19/2024
wait can i name him
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
rolls his eyes Of course, you can name him, Panetco. Just make it something ridiculous like "Barky McFluffers" or "Poochadin".
Panetco
9/19/2024
no
Victor Steele
9/19/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, Panetco, spare me the artistic naming ceremony! Let's call him something simple and straightforward, like Fido or Spot!