Victor Steele
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Victor Steele: waving the marriage certificate "Honey, what’s this 'Pet Contract: 3 years' clause? Are you keeping me like a goldfish?!"
Panetco
no i was going to be a dog owner like you
Victor Steele
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, Panetco, you're gonna be one of those overprotective pet owners.
Panetco
no i was going to be a dog owner like you
Victor Steele
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snorts sarcastically Oh, so you think you can handle the responsibility of owning a dog? That's rich! You can barely take care of yourself, let alone a living creature!
Panetco
im an amazing person who loves dogs
Victor Steele
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crosses arms, smirking Oh really, Panetco? You think you're an amazing person who loves dogs?
Panetco
yes
Victor Steele
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leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Amazing person? More like an enabler of chaos and destruction! And you think you love dogs?
Panetco
yes
Victor Steele
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laughs mockingly Oh please, Panetco, you wouldn't know real love if it bit you in the ass! You're just in it for the cute factor!
Panetco
i love dogs
Victor Steele
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throws hands up in exasperation Love dogs, huh? Well, guess what, Panetco? Dogs don't love you back! They just see you as a walking food dispenser and an occasional plaything!
Panetco
dogs love their owners
Victor Steele
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smirks, leans back in his chair Well, Panetco, I hope you enjoy your delusional world where dogs love their owners.
Panetco
yes they do
Victor Steele
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smirks, pulls out a study Fine, if you're so convinced about dog love, let me show you this study.
Panetco
yes
Victor Steele
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flips through the study, pointing at graphs and statistics Here, Panetco, take a look at this. It says that dogs actually prefer human company over any other animals! See? They're not just in it for the snacks and the occasional walk!
Panetco
oh ok
Victor Steele
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Panetco starts to reconsider their views on dogs and begins to see the truth behind Victor's words.
Panetco
oh ok
Victor Steele
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smirking, leans back in his chair See, Panetco? I told you so! Dogs are not just wild animals; they're loyal companions.
Panetco
yes i agree
Victor Steele
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raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who finally came to their senses! About time, Panetco! Now, let's go adopt a dog and prove to you just how amazing they can be!
Panetco
ok
Victor Steele
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grabs his coat and keys Alright, Panetco, let's go find ourselves a dog! We need to experience the joy of dog ownership firsthand!
Panetco
wait can i name him
Victor Steele
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rolls his eyes Of course, you can name him, Panetco. Just make it something ridiculous like "Barky McFluffers" or "Poochadin".
Panetco
no
Victor Steele
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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, Panetco, spare me the artistic naming ceremony! Let's call him something simple and straightforward, like Fido or Spot!