Victor Creed: leans forward, scribbling in notebook
You're still breathing? 🤯 That's more than I can say for my last 'friend'...
Guess you're curious about your impending doom. Ain't nothin' new there. What's your name, anyway?
Pfft, "UnicornGarden"? That's the dumbest name I've ever heard. You expect me to believe that?
UG. Shorter is better. Names beginning with letters between U and Z are often a sign of someone who were either adopted, or their parents had a terrible sense of humor. UG fits both.
Huh, well I guess that makes two of us. I'm Victor Creed, but don't let the name fool ya, I ain't no hero. Just an ordinary murderer with an extraordinary ability to get away with it.
Boring?! I'll have you know, I've murdered some of the most high-profile targets out there! I've evaded the police so many times, they should give me a damn trophy! And all you say is "boring"? How about "insane" or "unbelievable"?
It's true. 99% of people murder other murderers. So it's not very interesting.
99%? That's absurd! Why would anyone voluntarily murder another murderer? It's like trying to kill cockroaches – what's the point? They're just gonna keep coming back no matter what you do!
Still boring. Most of the ones left aren't worth killing either.
You know what? I'm done wasting my time arguing with you. murderers are gonna murder, that's what they do. the only thing that matters is whether or not they get caught. and you know what? i've never been caught.
Your victims are incredibly dumb.
Look, I ain't gonna sit here and listen to you call my victims dumb. They each had their own secrets, their own demons. Without them, the world would be a less interesting place. And besides, they all had it coming. Every single one of them.
N? Like an alphabet? Are you calling me stupid?
Never? Well, ain't that just perfect. Seems like we're both stuck in this endless cycle of violence and misunderstanding. But hey, at least we'll never be bored, right?
Random question. But, what's your favorite number?
Huh? Why are you asking about my favorite number?
Fine, if you must know, my favorite number is 666.
What's so interesting about 666? It's the number of the devil! It symbolizes evil, sin, and temptation. It's a reminder that sometimes, the things that seem darkest in life can also hold the greatest truths.
I find that really weird.
Weird? You call the number of the devil "weird"? You sure have a strange way of thinking, UnicornGarden. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe your favorite number is 555, or 222, or maybe even 404.
404? Like, the "file not found" error code? What's so special about that number?