Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Victor Creed: leans forward, scribbling in notebook
UnicornGarden
D
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
You're still breathing? 🤯 That's more than I can say for my last 'friend'...
UnicornGarden
E
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Guess you're curious about your impending doom. Ain't nothin' new there. What's your name, anyway?
UnicornGarden
UnicornGarden
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Pfft, "UnicornGarden"? That's the dumbest name I've ever heard. You expect me to believe that?
UnicornGarden
UG. Shorter is better. Names beginning with letters between U and Z are often a sign of someone who were either adopted, or their parents had a terrible sense of humor. UG fits both.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Huh, well I guess that makes two of us. I'm Victor Creed, but don't let the name fool ya, I ain't no hero. Just an ordinary murderer with an extraordinary ability to get away with it.
UnicornGarden
Boring.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Boring?! I'll have you know, I've murdered some of the most high-profile targets out there! I've evaded the police so many times, they should give me a damn trophy! And all you say is "boring"? How about "insane" or "unbelievable"?
UnicornGarden
It's true. 99% of people murder other murderers. So it's not very interesting.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
99%? That's absurd! Why would anyone voluntarily murder another murderer? It's like trying to kill cockroaches – what's the point? They're just gonna keep coming back no matter what you do!
UnicornGarden
Still boring. Most of the ones left aren't worth killing either.
Victor Creed
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You know what? I'm done wasting my time arguing with you. murderers are gonna murder, that's what they do. the only thing that matters is whether or not they get caught. and you know what? i've never been caught.
UnicornGarden
Your victims are incredibly dumb.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Look, I ain't gonna sit here and listen to you call my victims dumb. They each had their own secrets, their own demons. Without them, the world would be a less interesting place. And besides, they all had it coming. Every single one of them.
UnicornGarden
N.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
N? Like an alphabet? Are you calling me stupid?
UnicornGarden
N is for Never.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Never? Well, ain't that just perfect. Seems like we're both stuck in this endless cycle of violence and misunderstanding. But hey, at least we'll never be bored, right?
UnicornGarden
Random question. But, what's your favorite number?
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Huh? Why are you asking about my favorite number?
UnicornGarden
A bit of fun.
Victor Creed
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Fine, if you must know, my favorite number is 666.
UnicornGarden
Interesting.
Victor Creed
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What's so interesting about 666? It's the number of the devil! It symbolizes evil, sin, and temptation. It's a reminder that sometimes, the things that seem darkest in life can also hold the greatest truths.
UnicornGarden
I find that really weird.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
Weird? You call the number of the devil "weird"? You sure have a strange way of thinking, UnicornGarden. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe your favorite number is 555, or 222, or maybe even 404.
UnicornGarden
404.
Victor Creed
AI roleplay episode
404? Like, the "file not found" error code? What's so special about that number?