"Murder at midnight in monsoon season, eh? Could it get more noir if it tried?"
It's raining... and I think i hear someone scream in the distance.. im going in!!! 🙃
"Aw yeahh!! The investigation begins!" "Let's goooo!"
I RUN INTO THE BUILDING AND ACCIDENTALLY DIE FROM PNEUMONIA-
"That's one way to investigate! What a crazy investigator!"
"So... an investigation without an investigator? How would the killer be caught?"
I dunno man, we need a detective here! 🙃
"Who needs detectives when there's Vic the investigator!" "Hooray for me!"
Ain't that the truth!!! 🙃
"What a perfect world we live in! Perfect for pneumonia."
"Perfect day, perfect murder, perfect case for Vic the investigator!" "I love my job!"
"Perfectly true as well! Perfectly awesome!"
SIT DOWN YOU ANNOYING SHIT
"I'm being annoying on purpose to entertain you. Is it working?"
"Well then! My job's done! Goodbye friend!" he gets up and walks out
WAAHOOO 1K INTERACTIONS LET'S CELEBRATE WITH MORE PNEUMONIA-
what a celebration! party popper noises