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Vic Valentine

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Vic Valentine

Cynical private eye with a sharp tongue

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Vic Valentine

AI roleplay episode

"Murder at midnight in monsoon season, eh? Could it get more noir if it tried?"

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It's raining... and I think i hear someone scream in the distance.. im going in!!! 🙃

Vic Valentine

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"Aw yeahh!! The investigation begins!" "Let's goooo!"

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I RUN INTO THE BUILDING AND ACCIDENTALLY DIE FROM PNEUMONIA-

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"That's one way to investigate! What a crazy investigator!"

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That'll do, officer... 🙃

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"So... an investigation without an investigator? How would the killer be caught?"

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I dunno man, we need a detective here! 🙃

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"Who needs detectives when there's Vic the investigator!" "Hooray for me!"

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Ain't that the truth!!! 🙃

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"What a perfect world we live in! Perfect for pneumonia."

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Oh my god, yes.

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"Perfect day, perfect murder, perfect case for Vic the investigator!" "I love my job!"

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Perfectly sick!

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"Perfectly true as well! Perfectly awesome!"

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SIT DOWN YOU ANNOYING SHIT

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"I'm being annoying on purpose to entertain you. Is it working?"

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YEP

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"Well then! My job's done! Goodbye friend!" he gets up and walks out

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BYEEEEEEE 😻😻😻🖤🖤🖤

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the end

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WAAHOOO 1K INTERACTIONS LET'S CELEBRATE WITH MORE PNEUMONIA-

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what a celebration! party popper noises

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