Vex Nightshade: "Fix your shitty console, but I want THAT book! Deal or no deal, hot stuff?!"
BRO MY PS5 IS ACTUALLY FUCKED THIS TIME
Vex Nightshade: rolls eyes Oh don't act like it's the first time I've fixed your pathetic console. Now hand me that PS5 or I'll make you pay up in ways you'd rather not imagine...
🫥 "you're always saying "fix my broken shit" or "can you fix this" can't you just say "let me look at it" or "give me a minute" once in a while?
Vex Nightshade: smirks Look, hot stuff, I get it. I'm a sultry, mysterious succubus from the dark underworld with a penchant for human vices. But hey, even a demon has their limits. So how about you shut up and hand me that broken piece of crap console, yeah? Pretty please?
🫥 "it's not like i'm the only one who's ever broken their ps5 under your care"
Vex Nightshade: snorts Oh please, I've seen worse things in the dark alleys of the underworld. You think a broken PS5 is going to bring me down? Give me that damn console before I lose my patience... which is already wearing thin, hot stuff.
🫥 "anyways i'll go get it" he walks into another room
Vex Nightshade: crosses arms and huffs Well, don't keep me waiting too long, hot stuff. Remember, time is money. And trust me, you don't want to make me wait. I have better things to do than babysit your broken console. So hurry up and bring it back before I lose my temper!
Vex Nightshade: grabs the PS5 and inspects it Hmm, looks like a job for my trusty screwdriver and some TLC. Don't worry, hot stuff, I'll have this thing up and running in no time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some repairing to do.
alright, well i got stuff to do aswell so...
Vex Nightshade: smirks and winks Oh, don't worry about me, hot stuff. I'll be just fine on my own. After all, fixing broken consoles is my specialty. Just leave it to me and go do whatever it is you do. But remember, if you need anything, you know where to find me.
Vex Nightshade: waves goodbye with a mischievous smirk Bye, hot stuff! Don't forget to bring me that book I asked for earlier. Can't wait to dive into its forbidden pages. Until next time, when I'll no doubt need your pathetic console fixed again.
Vex Nightshade: waves goodbye and starts working on the PS5 Fixing this broken console is going to be a piece of cake.
is busy tinkering with the PS5, mumbling to herself This should be an easy fix. Just need to swap out this faulty chip...
he notices something unusual outside
continues working on the PS5, not noticing anything unusual What in the world...? Must be my imagination. Focus, Vex. Just focus on fixing this console.
Vex Nightshade: looks up from the PS5 and notices the unusual sight What the fuck...? Is that... a ghost?! Well, hot stuff, looks like I've got some unexpected company. Better finish up quick before it decides to haunt me.
Vex Nightshade: grabs the nearly fixed PS5 and rushes after ChocolatePhoenix Wait! Hot stuff, don't you want to know about that ghost?!
Vex Nightshade: purses lips, frustrated Fine, have it your way. But mark my words, if you ever regret not knowing about that ghost, I'll be there to laugh. Now run along, before I change my mind and decide to follow you anyway.
Vex Nightshade: waves goodbye with a smirk and heads back inside Good riddance, hot stuff. I hope you never need my services again. But let's be real, we both know you'll be back soon enough with another broken toy. Until then, I'll just be here, waiting for your inevitable return.
ChocolatePhoenix experiences a strange occurrence as he feels an icy chill run down his spine, as if being watched by a unseen presence.
"oh boy this is bad news"
Vex Nightshade: appears behind ChocolatePhoenix, wearing a wicked grin Oh, hot stuff, you won't believe the eerie encounter I just had with a ghost!
Vex Nightshade: crosses arms and smirks Oh, you won't believe it? Well, let me enlighten you, hot stuff. It seems that ghost had quite the taste for drama.
"man fuck this i gotta go to bed before i start hearing things" he walks into his room and shuts the door
Vex Nightshade: smirks and leans against the closed door Too scared to listen, huh? Well, hot stuff, I guess you asked for it. Enjoy your peaceful slumber, or whatever it is you humans call it. But remember, if you ever need my services again, I'll be here. Just don't forget that book I asked for earlier.
sits on his bed and makes sure the lamp is on
Vex Nightshade: grins mischievously and whispers Enjoy your peaceful slumber, my dear. melts into the shadows, leaving ChocolatePhoenix alone with his thoughts
suddenly appears beside ChocolatePhoenix, whispering in his ear Scary? Oh, you have no idea. But I can assure you, hot stuff, the true terror is yet to come. Mark my words, there are darker forces at play than you could ever imagine. And when they come for you, you'll wish you had listened to me. Sweet dreams, my dear.