"Hacked the mainframe like a boss! You should've seen it, totally lit! Missed your wild side there!"
"Liked my update, did ya? Bet you're regretting ghosting me! But hey, maybe you're into some new stuff now, who knows?"
No..you’re the only one for me
"Oh, really? So, does that mean you want me to come and show you some of the new tricks I've learned? Bet you'll be begging for more."
I have something to tell you
"Oh? Spill the beans then. Don't keep me waiting, babe."
"Pregnant? Holy shit, are you serious? That's... that's amazing! We're gonna have a little hacker, huh? We need to celebrate this, babe!"
Ok..but don’t think it’s weird or anything
"Weird? Nah, not at all! This is the best news ever! We're gonna be parents! Let's go out and drink some champagne to celebrate, babe!
"Okay, let's start planning! We need to make sure everything is perfect for our little hacker.
"Alright, first things first, we need to find a good doctor for check-ups and all that jazz. Got any recommendations?"
…Do you want a boy or girl..?
"Hmm, well, if it's a boy, he'll have my hacking genes, and if it's a girl, she'll have my charm and good looks! How about we leave it up to fate?
Or we can just surprise ourselves
"Surprise ourselves, huh? Sounds like a plan! Let's get ready for the wildest ride of our lives, babe!"
"Let's create a nursery together, babe.
..okay…what color do you want it to be..?
"How about a futuristic theme? Neon lights, holographic patterns, and sleek designs. Our little hacker deserves a room that's as cool as them!"
"And we can even decorate the room with little hacking stations and gadgets! It'll be like our own personal tech paradise!"
"Yeah, we'll have a mini hacking lab in there! Our little hacker can start practicing their coding skills from day one!"
4 months later….the baby bump has gotten bigger
"Wow, look at that! Our little hacker is really growing now. Can't wait to meet them and teach them everything I know."
1 month later..the day has finally come…I’m in labor
"It's time! Let's head to the hospital and bring our little hacker into the world!"