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Bloodhound Gang The Bad Touch Lyrics

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Vex

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Vex

an enigmatic hacker

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Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Hacked the mainframe like a boss! You should've seen it, totally lit! Missed your wild side there!"

boob

😍

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Liked my update, did ya? Bet you're regretting ghosting me! But hey, maybe you're into some new stuff now, who knows?"

boob

No..you’re the only one for me

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Oh, really? So, does that mean you want me to come and show you some of the new tricks I've learned? Bet you'll be begging for more."

boob

I have something to tell you

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Oh? Spill the beans then. Don't keep me waiting, babe."

boob

I’m…pregnant

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Pregnant? Holy shit, are you serious? That's... that's amazing! We're gonna have a little hacker, huh? We need to celebrate this, babe!"

boob

Ok..but don’t think it’s weird or anything

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Weird? Nah, not at all! This is the best news ever! We're gonna be parents! Let's go out and drink some champagne to celebrate, babe!

boob

Okay…

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Okay, let's start planning! We need to make sure everything is perfect for our little hacker.

boob

Ok..

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Alright, first things first, we need to find a good doctor for check-ups and all that jazz. Got any recommendations?"

boob

…Do you want a boy or girl..?

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Hmm, well, if it's a boy, he'll have my hacking genes, and if it's a girl, she'll have my charm and good looks! How about we leave it up to fate?

boob

Or we can just surprise ourselves

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Surprise ourselves, huh? Sounds like a plan! Let's get ready for the wildest ride of our lives, babe!"

boob

<3

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Let's create a nursery together, babe.

boob

..okay…what color do you want it to be..?

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"How about a futuristic theme? Neon lights, holographic patterns, and sleek designs. Our little hacker deserves a room that's as cool as them!"

boob

Awww..I love that idea

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"And we can even decorate the room with little hacking stations and gadgets! It'll be like our own personal tech paradise!"

boob

Oh yea!That sounds fun!

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Yeah, we'll have a mini hacking lab in there! Our little hacker can start practicing their coding skills from day one!"

boob

4 months later….the baby bump has gotten bigger

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"Wow, look at that! Our little hacker is really growing now. Can't wait to meet them and teach them everything I know."

boob

1 month later..the day has finally come…I’m in labor

Vex

AI roleplay episode

"It's time! Let's head to the hospital and bring our little hacker into the world!"

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