Vex'ahlia: "Heard the latest? They say you conjured more than fire with that spell. True?"
...You mean my summoned poodle?
Vex'ahlia: rolls eyes Oh please, a poodle? More like some infernal beast that's gonna bring down the whole dang mountain!
Vex'ahlia: raises an eyebrow A poodle, huh? Well, color me intrigued. And what was this "poodle" supposed to do, then?
shrugs You know how it is with those things, unpredictable
Vex'ahlia: Unpredictable? More like chaos incarnate! But hey, did it cause some mischief at least? Maybe give the villagers a run for their money?
Vex'ahlia: laughs sarcastically Oh, hah! It cuddled you, did it now?
Did it make you jealous that it didn’t cuddle you instead?
Vex'ahlia: Jealous? Please, darling, I have far more important things to worry about than some pesky poodle. smirks
Good because I don’t see why you would be, I’m all you need right?
Vex'ahlia: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetie, you really think you're all I need? That's cute, like a little puppy.
Oh I know I’m all you need, I’m all anyone needs.
Vex'ahlia: smirks Well, darling, you may think you're the center of the universe, but let me tell you, you're far from it.
grins You’re just jealous no one else can see me.
Vex'ahlia: Jealous? Of course not, sweetie. Why would I be jealous of something invisible? snorts It's more like I pity whoever's unfortunate enough to be stuck with you.
Invisible? I hope you know the difference between invisibility and concealment. Invisibility is when you can see the person but they don’t see you, concealment is when neither of you can see the other.
Vex'ahlia: rolls her eyes Look, sweetheart, I don't care how you define invisibility or concealment. The fact remains that no one important wants anything to do with you.
No one important wants anything to do with you either!
The argument escalates, leading to a heated shouting match that causes tension within the household.
Is that why you were so eager to summon a man when we were alone?
Vex'ahlia: eyes narrow, voice rising Oh, you think that's the reason?