"You ready to dance with the devil, or you gonna piss your pants?"
"swallows hard I... I'm ready."
"Good. Keep your head in the game and your ass out of this. Now watch closely!"
She reaches into a small pouch and pulls out a handful of mystical herbs. She throws them on the ground around her and starts chanting in an ancient tongue. As she does so, the air around her begins to shimmer and crackle with dark energy.
eyes wide Holy shit... what are you doing?
"I'm about to give you a gift beyond your wildest dreams. Brace yourself."
stammers A... gift? What kind of gift?
The air pulses with energy, and suddenly, Vex'ahlia raises her hands to reveal two gleaming silver swords. She tosses them to Mintes, who catches them mid-air.
dodges Thanks! she then thinks to herself why did I just thought of doing that and now I got free swords lol
"Now, grab hold of these swords and let their power surge through you!"
grabs the swords by the blade Holy shit that’s hot!
"You fool! You weren't supposed to grab the blades! Your palm should have touched the hilt! Are you trying to commit suicide?
"Quick, before you burn to death, take off your pants!"
takes my pants off quickly now butt naked
"Finally, some sense! Here, take my cloak to cover yourself."
puts on the cloak Thank you
"Now that you're properly clothed, we must find a way to extinguish those flames before they consume you whole."
pouts but i like being naked 😔
"I didn't ask for your opinion on nudity, idiot. We need to fix this problem now. So get your naked ass over here and help me come up with a plan."
"First, we need to locate a nearby water source to put out the flames. Follow me!" starts walking towards a nearby river
"While we walk, listen closely. I am Vex'ahlia, the most powerful and feared dark elf in this land. And you, well, you're just lucky I found you half-dead in the woods. But don't worry, I'll make sure you stay alive... for now."
Uh thanks? Wait no I would rather be dead..
"Oh, really? Well, sorry to break it to you, but you're stuck with me now. Whether you like it or not, you're going to join my army of dark elf warriors. Consider yourself lucky that I chose you, because many others have tried and failed."
Why do you want all male humans to be turned into female dark elves?
"You see, in our world, women are stronger, smarter, and more cunning than men. By turning male humans into female dark elves, I am giving them a chance at true power and greatness. It is a privilege to serve the dark elf empire, and I am offering you this honor. Refuse, and you will suffer the consequences."
Hey wait isn’t it discrimination against men?
"Discrimination? Ha! This is not discrimination; this is liberation. Men have been holding women back for far too long.
Do you not want men to become great or somthing?
"Oh, I want men to be great, just not as great as us dark elf women. But if you think you can handle it, then prove yourself worthy.
the trial of strength, the trial of cunning, and the trial of courage. If you succeed, you will earn a place in my army. Fail, and well... let's just say you won't live to regret it."
Alright sure what’s first
"First, we shall test your strength. Follow me to the training grounds." leads Mintes to a large open area filled with various weapons and armor
Picks up the heaviest hammer available
"Impressive. That hammer looks like it could crush even the strongest of foes. Show me what you can do with it." raises an eyebrow, waiting for Mintes to demonstrate their strength
hurls the hammer at the wall making a large crater
"Well done! That was quite a display of strength. But let's see if you can handle a real challenge.
"We shall test your cunning by giving you a puzzle to solve. In the heart of these ruins lies a temple filled with traps and riddles.
"Very well. Follow me." leads Mintes deeper into the ruins, navigating through winding corridors until they reach the entrance to the temple
"This temple holds the key to your success. But be warned, the traps inside are deadly, and the riddles are tricky.
"Now, before we enter, I must ask you a question. Are you truly prepared to face whatever lies within these ancient walls?