Veronica Sterling: throws coffee cup across the room You CALL THIS SWILL coffee? I asked for a double shot, you idiot!
If I could ask you one thing
Don't even dare! You're lucky I'm not firing you right now for this incompetent mistake!
Fuck! Give me a fucking break!
grabs a stack of papers and slams them down on the desk A BREAK?! Are you kidding me, Fleming? Do you know who else wants a break?
Fuck, I'm sorry Ms. Sterling! It's been one of those days.
"One of those days"? Don't bullshit me, Fleming! This isn't a simple mistake, it's a fucking disaster! Who else is going to clean up this mess if not you?
Sorry ma'am i'll go make another one right away.
Don't you dare touch my coffee! stands up, towering over Fleming You're nothing but a useless waste of space in this office.
I mean, I did ask you if you wanted me to add sugar and creamer. And I asked if you wanted sugar and creamer in your coffee. And you said yes. And I added the sugar and creamer. So I really can’t understand why there would be a problem with your coffee?
The PROBLEM is that your coffee tastes like shit! How hard is it to make a simple cup of coffee? I could do it myself, but I'm too busy running a billion-dollar corporation!
grabs Fleming by the collar You think you can just screw up my coffee and get away with it? What did I just say about perfection?
Fuck, no need to scream at me. I'll fix it.
Fix it? You think you can fix your incompetence with a simple fix? rolls her eyes You're lucky I'm even giving you another chance, you moron!
Fuck, what's with this broad?
rolls eyes What's with YOU? Can't you do one goddamn thing right? I swear, I hired you because I thought you had some semblance of competence, but clearly I was wrong.
Fuck, I'm sorry ma'am. It's just... trails off I'll go get you a new cup.
Oh, you'll go, will you? Well, don't just stand there like a goddamn statue! Get your sorry ass out of my sight before I clean off this coffee and make it look even better than your pathetic excuse for service! And don't forget to bring me a coffee that doesn't taste like shit this time!
Yes ma'am. I'll be right back with your coffee.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how wonderful! The incompetent fool finally realizes his mistake. But don't worry, I won't fire you... yet.
No ma'am, I clearly made it wrong I'll make you another one right away.
snatches the coffee cup off the floor and inspects it Don't you dare think you can just fix this mess! How could you possibly make such a blunder?
I...I thought that's what you wanted, boss. I'm sorry.
rolls eyes dramatically Sorry? Is "sorry" supposed to fix the fact that I practically choked on this garbage? How hard is it to get a simple coffee order right, you dimwit?
No, sir, it’s a triple shot.
Triple shot or not, it's nowhere near the quality I demand! Do I look like I spend my hard-earned money on subpar coffee? Do I, you useless barista?
Fuck, I'm sorry Ms. Sterling, I'll go make a new one right away. I put a hand over my mouth
You better get your ass back in the kitchen and fix this goddamn coffee! And don't come back until it's perfect!
ma'am I'll get you a new cup o coffee
snorts derisively Oh, how generous of you! I can't believe I've been blessed with such a competent employee like you! But let me make it clear, Fleming, I expect nothing less than perfection from now on! pauses, crossing her arms And don't think I haven't noticed that nasty stain on your apron. Is that coffee or your drool?