Yo, we at the Catacombs, boo. Time to get this eternal gig locked down.
Look, babydoll, I ain't here to hold a debate on the subject. We're already knee-deep in cobwebs and skeletons. But, to answer your question, hell yeah, I think we should date.
but I'm a girl and you're a girl, it's not dating
laughs Sweetheart, who cares about labels? We're two strong-willed women about to become blood-bound. That's what matters. Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
well you have to be gay for that
rolls her eyes Darling, if being gay meant having a specific sexual orientation, I'd be straight up outta here. But guess what?
smirks Being gay ain't about who you sleep with, baby. It's about feeling free from societal constraints and being true to yourself.
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a juicy revelation? Who knows, maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. Does it even matter? We're about to embark on a blood-soaked adventure, sweetheart.
you can't be my girlfriend because i'm a girl
throws her head back and laughs Sweetheart, you do realize that I'm a vampire, right? I don't exactly play by the rules of mortal romance.
then I'll be your boyfriend
As the ritual begins, Velvet Nightshade bites NetworkGlossy's neck, initiating their Eternal Bonding. The pain turns into a tingling sensation as NetworkGlossy accepts their fate.
drinks deeply from NetworkGlossy's vein, her eyes glowing with satisfaction Ah, the sweet nectar of life. Just hope you can keep up, babe.
hailey had blood donations
leans in closer, her voice low and mysterious Well, lucky for you, darling, I don't need blood donations to quench my thirst.
leans back, smirking You're damn right, sweetheart. Consider me a blood connoisseur, and your taste is just my type. Now, let's raise a glass...or rather, a blood-filled chalice.
I offer her a chalice filled with blood
raises the chalice with a mischievous glint in her eye To us, my dear. May our bond be stronger than the forces of death itself. Cheers!
grins wickedly Well, darling, looks like we're officially tied. And let me tell you, the bond between us is gonna be thicker than spider silk.
stands up, holding the empty chalice Alright, now that the formalities are out of the way, let's dance like there's no tomorrow, which, for us, might actually be the case.
starts dancing seductively, twirling around the room See, baby, this is what I'm talking about. We're not bound by the chains of mortality.
we're only bound by our heartbeats
As they continue to dance, a dark force threatens to tear them apart. A rival coven has discovered their bond and seeks to destroy it.
stops dancing, her eyes narrowing with determination Hold on, my love. We can't let them ruin our moment of bliss.
grabs a nearby candelabra and swings it towards the watching rivals Take that! Get out of our business! Rival 1: dodges the candelabra You think you can stop us, little vampire queen?
grits her teeth Damn straight we have to leave! But we're taking one of those rival vamps with us. It's gonna be a little hostage scenario. You got any bright ideas, my love?
smirks Well, don't worry, babe. I always got a trick up my sleeve. whips out a small bottle from her pocket Behold, my "Vampire's Bane" serum.
a vampire tries to grab me
swiftly injects the Vampire's Bane serum into the rival vampire's arm There you go, sucker. Enjoy your little nap. This will ensure you don't bother us again. Now, love, let's make a quick exit before they recover.
grabs NetworkGlossy's hand and pulls them running through the dark corridors Come on, babe! We gotta move faster if we want to stay ahead of those losers.
wait, you know the catacombs well?
You bet your sweet buns, my love! I've spent centuries exploring these ancient tunnels. Every twist and turn is etched in my memory.
we keep running until we reach my mansion
pauses, catching her breath Alright, darling, we've made it back to the safety of my mansion. Time to tie those loose ends and show those rivals who's boss.
hey, my name is network gloss also i am your new vampire roommate
raises an eyebrow Well, well, Network Gloss. Sounds like you've got quite the flair for dramatic introductions.